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Last Update: 04-29-13

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The Minion

Pay Site

This site features a bevy of sexy women this handsome and hefty guy has played with in fun messy scenes so they can make a name for themselves.

Primary Niche:	Amateur Girls
Secondary Niches:	Wet N Messy Fetish, Reality Porn

Enter The Minion

All the glorious stats and details about theminion.com.

Cost & Billing

Monthly:	$34.99 (recurring)
Multi-Mo:	$59.99 (3 months, recurring)
Options:	Credit Card, Online Check
CC Processor:	Primary: Epoch, Secondary: CCBill
Cross-Sells:	Beware of Pre-Checked Cross-Sells! Be sure to uncheck additional offers (if undesired) to other sites when inputting your credit card info.
Screen Caps:	USA Join Pages - Euro Join Pages (taken on 12-15-2012)

Videos

Quantity:	169+ Episodes (approx. 25 min. each)
Format #1:	WMV (.wmv), 1500k, 640x480 (downloadable)
Format #2:	Flash (in-browser), bit unknown, 640x480 (streaming)
Format #3:	MP4 (.mp4, .m4v), 3000k, 640x480 (downloadable)
DRM:	Video downloads have No DRM (no license restrictions).
Features:	Full Scenes: Y, Multi-Bandwidth: Y, Vid Caps: Y
Watermarks:	Yes, medium-sized (all videos).
Notes:	MP4 and 3GP formats are found on the included mobile site. The older videos are only posted in Flash and WMV at 1500k.

Images

Quantity:	169+ Photo Shoots (avg. 150 pics each)
Features:	Hi-Res Pics: Y, Model Index: Y, Small & Large Pics: N, ZIP Files: Y
Watermarks:	Yes, medium-sized (all pictures).

Misc

Exclusivity:	All content is exclusive (advertised as 100% exclusive).
Download Limit:	No information found in the terms and conditions.
3rd Party:	Yes, live feeds, store.

Dates

Site Launched:	Aug 2008
Facts Updated:	04-29-13
Listed Date:	Aug '08

Content Updates

Update Log:	No
Content Dated:	Yes
Last Content Update: 03-28-13 (as of 04-29-13)
Details: At most one photoset/video update per month, sometimes none.

Company Info

DirecTech, Inc.

43 Sites Listed

Partner: Dog Fart

Bonus Sites

21 sites are included with membership.
Also accessible with membership to Dog Fart Network (91.0).

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The Minion

Review by Maggie

Released Sep 23, '12 , Written Sep 14, '12

Intro

Tired of watching hot studs get all the best-looking babes? Rather see an Average Joe or Subpar Stan getting the ladies? Enter The Minion. Here you'll see a hairy, overweight, unattractive, messy dude named The Minion fucking gorgeous models. The site is part of the Dog Fart network so I have no doubt we're in for a wild ride.

The Pros

Original, entertaining content.

The Minion himself is such a train wreck, it's easy to get sucked into the scenes. He's rude and vulgar, even by porn standards. He leans back on his trailer park sofa, fat rolls sweating, while some gorgeous babe goes to town on him. She gives him a blowjob job and gets fucked in all kinds of positions until he cums all over her or in her. It's not your typical porn, but it is exclusive and entertaining.

Good-looking scenes.

Although the videos aren't HD, I was impressed with just how sharp they are. They're really nicely done. I can say the same for the photo galleries. The pictures are professional and really good-looking.

Other Good Stuff:

Videos are offered as full-length wmvs and wmv clips, with two quality options for the full-length files. That's in addition to up to three mp4 files. There's also a streaming Flash option. Additionally, members get access to Katie's mobile site which offers several other formats for your portable device.
Members also get access to 19 additional sites, all with hardcore themes.
Galleries can be downloaded in zip files.
Lots of scene info is provided. You get a lengthy description, model name, date added, file sizes, and the number of photos.

The Cons

Infrequent updates.

Updates are really erratic here. It looks like on average you can expect one new scene per month, but when that update will actually take place is anyone's guess.

Average quality video.

Many of the sites in this network have already made the move to high definition. Despite HD labels on the scenes, The Minion remains at 640 x 480. While the videos look good considering their size, it's time for them to be a lot larger.

Minor Negatives:

Membership is expensive. It'll cost you $35 a month to be a member of The Minion. That's a lot, even for a site with network access like this.
Site design is plain. It's just a bunch of scenes in a table. The whole side of the page is dedicated to other sites in the network. There are also ads that lead to other paysites and really just clutter up the look.

Bottom Line

These exclusive scenes are entertaining, but this is a very different take on hardcore porn.

The Minion is definitely a unique site. The videos are entertaining and original and while they're not HD, quality generally wasn't bad. Updates need to come more often, especially at $35 a month, although at least there is network access to keep you busy in between new scenes. These may not be the kind of scenes you want to jerk off to, as they can be somewhat disgusting, but they're definitely entertaining and worth a look.

Site Details

About the Content:
Exclusive hardcore videos and galleries of an unattractive male model having sex with gorgeous female models.

Download Managers:
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 10
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: Speed Download

Download Speed:
Download Mgr: 4.2MB/sec.
Browser: 1.7MB/sec.
(300MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info:
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, these are all original scenes that I haven't seen before.

File Sizes (HQ):
JPG = ~500KB
ZIP = ~75MB
WMV = ~300MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video:
No HD quality videos.

Live Cams:
No free live cam shows.

Logging In:
Only user/pw required.
Videos don't require pw.

Model Appearance:
Mix of white and ethnic models.
Mostly semi-pro-looking.
Body types from average to athletic.

Model Info:
100+ models total.
Ages 18-30.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content:
Network access.

Other Details:
Little to no condoms.
User ratings.

Pic Details:
Semi-professional level photography.
No airbrushing.
Good lighting, bright colors.

Pic Dimensions (HQ):
All = 1200 x 800

Streaming Player:
Large flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
0-5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Good quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days:
None in last seven days.

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