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The Minion

Pay Site

The women here are looking to earn a little extra cash and will pretty much do anything to get it. Enter The Minion, a fat, hairy man these girls will have to fuck to get what they want. He also likes to eat and play with his food during sex.

Primary Niche: Wet N Messy Fetish
Secondary Niches: All FetishesBizarre Fetishes

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Cost & Billing

Monthly: $29.99  Our Price $24.99 (recurring)

Simply enter the site (this link or any on this page) and look for the lower price on the credit card billing page.
Multi-Mo: $49.99 (3 months, recurring)
1 Year: $99.99 (non-recurring)
Payment: Diner, Discover, JCB, Mastercard, PayPal, VISA
CC Processor: Primary: Epoch
Cross-Sells: Beware of Pre-Checked Cross-Sells! Be sure to uncheck additional offers (if undesired) to other sites when inputting your credit card info.

Details: 1 pre-checked


Quantity: 160+ Scenes (min. per video varies)
Format #1: MP4 (.mp4), 3000k, 640x360 (dl or stream)
Format #2: WMV (.wmv), 4000k, 640x480 (downloadable)
Notes: Multiple bandwidths are available.


Quantity: 160+ Galleries (avg. 150 pics each)
Zip Files: Yes


Exclusivity: All content is exclusive.
Download Limit: There is no download limit!
Models: 117 models.
Other: Live feeds, stories, cartoons, personals.

Site Launched: Aug 2008
Facts Updated: 06-28-18
Listed Date: Aug '08

Content Updates

Update Log: No
Content Dated: Yes
Last Content Update:
06-28-18 (as of 06-28-18)
Details: Rotating content.

Company Info

DirecTech, Inc.
38 Sites Listed
Partner: Dog Fart

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The Minion Review by Xander The Minion

Review by Xander

Released Jul 19, '18 , Written Jun 28, '18

I've heard about incorporating food into sex play, but I always pictured erotic food items like strawberries or cherries. The Minion has other things in mind. He prefers eating cake and donuts and slathering it all over himself and the girls. This guy sure loves to eat!

The Pros

  Raunchy Scenes With Sex and Food

I've got to give props to The Minion. This dude is fat, hairy and has a pretty small dick (even when it's fully erect), yet he has no problem getting naked and banging hot babes on screen. Now, you might be wondering how he convinces these girls to sleep with him. Well, the scene descriptions make several mentions of the fact that he pays them. Prepare to see some pretty messy sex. It's not uncommon for the Minion to slater himself and the girl he's fucking in all sorts of different food.

  Great User Features

All the pages of content are available to jump to instantly thanks to a drop-down menu that makes accessing them simple. There are sorting options such as top rated and "my ratings." You can also rate and comment on the scenes and save your favorites. There are also tags and a basic search engine.

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The Cons

  Rotating Content

Don't be fooled by the dates attached to each video. It may look like they're adding a new scene once a week, but they are not. The amount of scenes is currently sitting at 160 and that number has remained unchanged for years.

  Only SD Videos

Another telling sign that these videos are older than their dates is the fact that none of them are in HD. The standard these days is either 720p or 1080p videos and unfortunately, The Minion has none.

Bottom Line

If you like raunchy sex, you might like this site, but don't expect new content.

I have to say, I was a lot more entertained by these scenes than I thought I'd be. The Minion goes nuts fucking these babes and showcases his love for food at the same time. It's raunchy, for sure. However, there are no HD videos and it looks like they're rotating content. Luckily, there are other sites to check out and you do get a TBP discount.

Site Details

About the Content: 
The self-proclaimed "Minion" of porn is a fat guy with a small dick who likes to have sex with girls and shove food down his throat at the same time.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Browser: 12MB/sec.
(250MB video, Fiber Optic internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: Exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, this is exclusive content.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~450KB
ZIP = ~30MB
MP4 = ~250MB-500MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
No HD quality videos.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Videos don't require pw.
Very easy!

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white, some ethnic models.
Amateurs to semi-pros.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
117 models.
Ages 18-30.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 
Network access.
Model index.

Other Details: 
User ratings & comments.
Basic search.
Sorting options.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Mostly indoor photos.
Average quality at full size.
Zip downloads.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
All = 800x1200 - 1200x800
Images in portrait and landscape.
Sizes don't vary much.

Streaming Player: 
Small to large Flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
1-2 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Excellent quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
Rotating content.

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