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This isn't your average sperm bank. When you come here, get ready to see horny MILFs and GILFs who want to squeeze the cum out of these young studs with their hands.
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$24.95
(recurring)These guys wanted to donate some sperm at the sperm bank, but I bet they weren't expecting such hands-on treatment by the doctor! On Sperm Hospital, sexy mature doctors help their much younger male patients out by giving them a few tests before they give them a huge load of cum, as a donation of course. Let's see if this membership is just what the doctor prescribed!
Wherever this hospital is, sign me up! The horny MILF (and GILFs) on Sperm Hospital make sure that all their patients get very special treatment. In these exclusive scenes, the doctors give their patients, handjobs, blowjobs, prostate exams and sit on their face before finally the guy blows their load of cum all over her tits or face. Then they scoop the sample into a dish and go on with their business because they are professionals!
Their library may not be huge, but every movie comes in sharp HD! Videos usually come in a 720p WMV file to download as well as a lower quality MP4 file. You can also stream each scene on their page. There are albums featuring high-res photos that go along with each scene, which are uploaded separately.
This is a pretty cool feature on Sperm Hospital: custom videos! You can submit a script, choose the model and get a quote for the price. Once you pay them, they make the video and you'll get it within two weeks. It will be exclusively yours and nobody else will get to see it!
I like that they really stick to both the mature theme and the hospital theme. Every video has a doctor and a patient, and the doctors are always women over 40, some even over 60, unlike some other MILFs sites where the girls are all in their 30s.
Photo sets can be downloaded in a Zip file.
Along with your membership, you also get access to the bonus sites Turbo Moms, Miss DP and Lucky Amateurs. Just log in with your username and password from Sperm Hospital and you're good to go!
There are only 80 videos on Sperm Hospital, which isn't so bad, but that number isn't going up very quickly. They only upload new videos and photo sets once or twice a month, and it doesn't seem to be on any regular schedule.
The interface on Sperm Hospital looks a little dated, but it is really straight-forward and easy to use. However, there is a serious lack of user features. They don't even have a basic search engine, there are no tags or categories and you can't sort the videos other than by order of upload. You can't even comment on videos or add them to your favorites, or rate them in any way. I think it would be a much better user experience if they added at least a few of these things.
Keep an eye on your downloads! All the sites on this network, including Sperm Hospital, have a daily download limit of 2GB, which is around 15 HD movies. If you're not the type of person to download your porn, you shouldn't have to worry.
There's a bit of dialogue in the videos, but if you wanted to know what they were saying, you're out of luck. The performers don't speak English and none of the videos have subtitles.
Sperm Hospital is unfortunately not mobile-friendly.
There's a model index, but they only give their name and age, plus the scenes they've appeared in. Some more info would be nice.
The doctor is in, and she is horny! Okay, doctor jokes aside, there are almost 100 hot, on-theme videos and photos that are sure to get your blood pressure up. You can even request custom videos and get a scene that is exclusively for you! Plus, you get access to three bonus sites, so you have a lot to keep you busy. Another thing to remember is that there is a 20Gb daily download limit. Even with all the missing user features and the download limit, the videos are still worth checking out. I would say go for it and join Sperm Hospital!