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- Is content updated?: Yes
- Last Content Update: 9/4/2026
- Last Review Update: 9/14/2026
- Updates every 2-3 months.
Our Price:
€12.99
The porn industry has produced a lot of spectacular parody and fantasy porn over the years, but did you ever think that goblins and/or orcs could be sexy? Goonblins is for all you hot nerds out there who love dark fantasy porn with creepy creatures. Brought to you by the folks behind Vampired and Hentaied, where they use super fancy cameras to make movie-style horror porn with high production values. The content is so cool, it's won AVN and biz awards! So keep reading to find out more!
The detail that has gone into making these models look like real goblins and orcs is incredible. From their painted green skin (yes, even their dicks) to the teeth, pointy ears, and snarling mouths, these goblins are horny and eager to exert their sexual dominance on certain damsels who wander the woods at night. Some productions take place at night, with the goblins taking the girls (usually dressed in medieval-style clothes that are easy to rip off) to their hideout for intense group sex scenes. The aesthetic matches the "gloomy" theme they want to portray, and even the orc scenes filmed in the daytime have a cool feel.
Sure, the goblins and orcs look cool, but let's not forget the hot damsels that make these scenes what they are. These fantasy porn films wouldn't be the same without the talents of Maddie Wren, Lana Smalls, Addison Vodka, and Emma Rosie. The girls start off frightened and fighting off the goblins, but they easily give in to the pleasure and suck and fuck them like there's no tomorrow. There are lots of group sex activities, which also means some hot girl-on-girl action, in addition to deep throat blowjobs, creampies, and bukkake facials.
There are only 6 videos, but you can stream them in 4K, and they look amazing. Each one comes with a detailed write-up that tells the story and provides some excellent content for the fantasy smut that's happening.
Whether you're on a desktop or mobile device, you'll have no trouble navigating the site. There are no sorting options, but you'll find basic search, tags, favorites, comments, and ratings to keep you engaged. There are no sorting options or model bios, but clicking a profile opens the scenes in which they appear.
They have social media feeds, including an active Discord channel that is worth checking out. You can chat with other members of the site, and I saw some additional content and fan art related to Goonblins.
All memberships are streaming only. Downloads are sold separately, and they're pricey. If you're willing to spend, one movie is 24.99 Euros, which works out to around $30 USD.
They just added a new scene as we write this review; the one before that was three months ago, and the one before that was two months ago, so the update schedule is mega slow here. It's not helping this already small collection to grow, but considering these aren't your average porn scenes, we can understand why they take time.
We just mentioned that the update schedule is slow and the collection is small, which doesn't help, as there are no bonuses on offer. They have other cool sites, but you'll only get access to them if you sign up for the Hentai Pro membership.
Let's be honest. There's not a lot here, and the update schedule is slow and sporadic, but that being said, you may want to give these goblin porn flicks a try if not for the high production values. You certainly won't find anything else like this on the internet!