French Pickups Porn Review

If this site is to be believed, French girls are the kinkiest around! You won't have any problem believing that when you see these chicks take mouthfuls of cum, get fucked in every hole and get wild on camera.

Our Price:

$29.95

(recurring)

Intro

The pickup is at the core of a lot of porn scenes so it makes sense that this classic scenario would be done all around the world. We've seen it in North American porn, Eastern European porn and now the French are using it as well. Let's see how they do, shall we?

Pros

Exclusive Pickups

Although these exclusive scenes are referred to as "pickups" they're a little more scripted than you might assume. In one scene a couple guys arrive at some woman's house to do an interview and she isn't home yet. But her hot daughter is (you can fill in the rest). In another, a guy catches a girl masturbating in her yard and she's very turned on him watching (again, you know what happens next). Basically, all the girls take very little convincing to get naughty and many of them are more than happy to take it in the ass as well.

Good User Features & Daily Updating

The site looks pretty amateur, but it isn't awful and it's easy to navigate. There are also some good user features, including an advanced search, sorting options, ratings, favorites and comments. The collection is also dated so I know they're adding a new FrenchPickups scene every single day.

Your membership gets you access to the large Extreme Movie Pass Network.

Cons

Not a Lot of Content

There are currently only 33 scenes. Now, given the frequent updating that should improve quickly, but as I write this I'm obviously not impressed with the size of the site.

The Videos Don't Look So Good

The videos can be streamed in an embedded Flash player and downloaded in an MP4 file. The newer ones look better than the older ones, but none of them are HD and even the newer ones look kind of average with their 3000k bit rates.

The performers are all French and there's quite a bit of talking, but no English subtitles.

The scenes all come with vid caps only.

Bottom Line

This site has some things to work on.

The French chicks are hot and horny and great at sucking and fucking. However, the site doesn't do the best job of showing them off given the generally average-looking videos. The daily updating will grow the site quickly, but they need to work on the video quality. And English subtitles would be great for folks who don't speak French.

About


  • Site Launched: 01/07/2016

Content

Scripted reality scenes featuring very horny French dudes and chicks.

  • Is content updated?: Yes
  • Last Content Update: 11/07/2016
  • Daily updates.

Videos

    Format:
  • Flash (in-browser), null, null (Streaming)
  • MP4 (.mp4), 1800k, 750x576 (Downloadable)

    Privacy:
  • No Data Available

Models

    Format:
  • Mostly white models. Mostly amateur-looking. Body types from thin to average.
  • Ages 18-30+. France based.

Cost & Billing

  • Monthly:
    • $29.95 (recurring)
  • Multi-Mo:
    • $49.95 (months, recurring)
      $89.95 (months, recurring)
  • 1 Year:
    • $99.95 (12 months non-recurring)
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    Accepted Credit Cards:
  • BitCoin, PayPal, VISA, Mastercard, Discover, Diner, JCB

    CC Processor:
  • Secondary:

Misc

  • Scripted reality scenes featuring very horny French dudes and chicks.

    Live Cams:
  • No free live cam shows.

    Other Content:
  • Network Access

    Other Details:
  • Some condoms.
  • A few ads.
  • User ratings & comments.
  • Favorites.
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