Smack My Bitch Porn Review

This site features really hot, fully legal teens who like their sex hard and rough.

Our Price:

$29.95

(recurring)

Intro

Smack My Bitch is an interesting title for this site. Initially it led me to expect extreme rough kinky action however that's not really the case. What the site offers is hardcore Russian/Euro porn with cute and sexy young adult teen and amateur type models. They have downloadable HD video episodes most of which also have high-res photos too.

Pros

Hardcore Euro Teen/Amateur Collection, Cute/Sexy Models.

Smack My Bitch has a fun collection of hardcore video episodes that include girl/guy BJs, banging, massage, anal, toys, lesbian, groups, etc. It's fun stuff even though it isn't quite the extreme rough sex that I thought I might find based on the site name. They don%u2019t provide country of origin info on the models but it feels Russian so the Euro flavor is a big part of the entertainment value.

Nice Amount of Content, 100's of Scenes & Models.

Quantity is quite respectable here as they have hundreds of video scenes most of which also have photos available too. The total number of models is approaching a few hundred so that's also good to see. Even though there are some question marks on the actual update pace the quantity is already established which makes the update issue less impactful.

HD Videos, Full-Scene WMV & Flash Streaming.

The videos feature high-def WMV full-scene files throughout the collection. Newer ones are at 1920x1080 10000k and older are 1280x720 4000k. In-browser Flash streaming has a small and large HD player and then there are also MP4 mobile files available on some scenes.

Navigation is solid with chronological browsing of the episodes, a model index, and a model filter tool.

Photos are available on many shoots with high-res images at around 2500x1667 along with zip files with images up to 5616x3744.

One bonus site is included with membership: Booty Call Shots. It is linked to from the Smack My Bitch member's area.

Cons

Limited Video Download Options, HD Level Does Vary.

While the big plus on the videos is the HD WMV downloads they don't give users additional options. There aren't other quality levels on the WMV or other formats other than the MP4 portable on some scenes. The HD itself does have that drop-off with the 1080p on newer scenes and 720p on older shoots. It's a noticeable difference.

Content not as Extreme/Rough as the Site Title Implies.

In the grand scheme of things Smack My Bitch has fun Russian/Euro hardcore action. However, the site title doesn't really jive with that type of action. I expected smacking, slapping, deepthroating, and rough kinky stuff. Really though it's more of a straightforward, although varied, hardcore Euro teen collection.

Unsure about updates. Our TBP content fact managers have noted the content totals often don't grow or change despite the newly dated scenes.

No file sizes are posted for the downloadable videos. With the large HD movies these would have been helpful to have.

Little info is given on the models. They just have a general description and age. I would have liked to know additional things like country of origin and/or physical stats.

Bottom Line

A fun, nice sized, HD collection of Russian/Euro action with cute models.

Smack My Bitch does a number of key things well. The Russian and Euro feel to the content is fun if you're into that sort of action and then I'm also impressed by the HD videos that are offered for all the downloads. The title does confuse me a bit since it might lead some users to expect action that's more extreme than what is actually here.

About


  • Site Launched: 01/02/2010

Content

Downloadable hardcore Russian/Euro videos & photos featuring cute/sexy amateur teens in hardcore, anal, toy, lesbian, group, & other action.

  • Is content updated?: Yes
  • Last Content Update: 03/11/2013
  • Dates show daily video and some photoset updates thru Feb., none since. Updates include a photo or vidcap gallery. Most include both.

Videos

    Quantity:
  • 719 + Scenes (approx. 24+ min. each)

    Format:
  • Flash (in-browser), bit unknown, 1280x720 (Streaming)
  • WMV (.wmv), 5000k+, 1920x1080 (Downloadable)
  • MP4 (.mp4), 1700k, 960x540 (Downloadable)
  • Notes: Formats are for latest movies and mobile formats are available; older movies may have smaller specs.

    Privacy:
  • No Data Available

Models

    Format:
  • Mostly white, a few ethnic. Amateurs & some young adult pros. Cute, sexy body types.
  • 268+ models total. Ages 18-25. Russian & Euro.

Cost & Billing

  • Monthly:
    • $29.95 (recurring)
      $34.95 (non-recurring)
  • Multi-Mo:
    • $69.95 (months, recurring)
  • Cross-Sells: *
  • No 3rd Party Offers on the join page.

    Accepted Credit Cards:
  • VISA, Mastercard, Discover, Diner, JCB

    CC Processor:
  • Secondary:

Misc

  • Downloadable hardcore Russian/Euro videos & photos featuring cute/sexy amateur teens in hardcore, anal, toy, lesbian, group, & other action.

    Live Cams:
  • No free live cam shows.

    Other Content:
  • Bonus site.
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