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Naked Gord

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This site presents sexy women who submit to being bound, tied and otherwise restrained using BDSM implement designer, Gord's equipment.

Primary Niche: Sex Machines
Secondary Niches: BDSMAll Fetishes

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Cost & Billing

Monthly: $31.95 (recurring)
Multi-Mo: $79.95 (3 months, recurring)
Payment: Postal Mail
CC Processor: Primary: Netbilling


Quantity: 356+ Scenes (approx. 12 min. each)
Format #1: WMV (.wmv), 1100k, 640x480 (downloadable)
Format #2: MP4 (.mp4), 1000k, 640x480 (downloadable)
Format #3: Real (.rm), 1000k, 640x480 (downloadable)
Notes: Newer videos in HD 2600k 1280x720 WMV & MP4. Real player format on older videos only.


Quantity: 358+ Galleries (avg. 90 pics each)
Zip Files: Yes


Exclusivity: All content is exclusive (advertised as exclusive.).
Download Limit: No information found in the terms and conditions.
Models: 71 Models
Other: Model bios, store.

Site Launched: Sep 2005
Facts Updated: 01-30-12
Listed Date: Jul '06

Content Updates

Update Log: No
Content Dated: Yes
Last Content Update:
01-27-12 (as of 01-30-12)
Details: updates 1 photoset/1video per week

Company Info

Beltane Enterprises, Inc
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Naked Gord Review by Duke Naked Gord

Review by Duke

Released Nov 7, '11 , Written Oct 27, '11

Naked Gord is a machine BDSM fetish site with all exclusive content. This is a fairly long running site with archive going back a number of years. Some good content samples and info about Gord and his concepts are available on the guest tour. He's an inventor who comes up with these fetish machines and uses them to create the content for this site. The billing set-up is not complex as they have a basic recurring monthly membership and a 3-month recurring option through NetBilling.

The Pros

  Exclusive Unique Fetish/Machine/BDSM Content, Creative Stuff.

Fetish/BDSM machines are definitely a distinct sub-niche within that larger genre and Gord has some very creative and fun content here. He features a lot of different models and the machines are quite varied with indoor and outdoor uses and settings. The action and style varies quite a lot from scene to scene which limits repetitiveness and makes for an entertaining collection.

  Several Hundred Scenes, Site Has Been Around for Years.

All the individual scenes are clearly date-stamped and they reach back to 2005. The total is well into the hundreds with scenes organized by shoot with each containing a video and photo gallery. For specialty machine content like this the quantity is quite solid.

  Model & Machine Indexes, Other Niche Categories Too.

The left hand margin of the site has a breakdown of the content by Activities, Accessories, Sex, Positions, Materials, etc. What I particularly like though in addition to the update chronological list are the model and machine indexes. Both have full preview pics of the girls and machines making them useful tools for finding different types of shoots.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Video formats for the majority of videos include WMV and MP4 downloadable files. Newer videos features HD quality WMV and MP4 at 2600k 1280x720.
  • Photos accompany each scene with online images and zip file downloads. Pics range from around 1200x800 to 1024x680.
  • Clear file size information and running time length is posted for each movie files.

The Cons

  Scenes Broken into Video Parts, Oldest Shoots in Real Player.

They tend to break down the newer additions into three parts with segments for machine installation, the scenes, and then interview. I wish there was a full file that would incorporate all parts of the shoot. While the formatting on the newer videos is WMV and MP4 the older archived shoots do have Real Player with that sometimes as the only option.

  Video Quality Does Vary, No Tags for Scenes with HD.

While newer scenes are in high-def quality they aren't tagged as such and no specs are posted on the video files. The bulk of the content seems to be more around 640x480 1100k which is certainly more average looking than the ramped up newer specs. There also isn't any in-browser Flash format which is a bit unusual nowadays.

Minor Negatives:

  • The monthly price here is a touch higher than most paysites.

The other
  • The company has another site called House of Gord with similar fetish content that may be of interest to some users. The sites do require separate memberships.

Bottom Line

Very creative machine BDSM fetish content that's all original & includes some HD newer videos.

In its totality Naked Gord is a solid site that's built on a foundation of specialty machine fetish content. They've been at it for a while so there's a respectable amount of content and updates continue to come. While you do see some variation in video quality and formatting that's overshadowed by the nature and exclusivity of the content itself.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive machine BDSM fetish episodes including both video scenes & photo galleries.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2.5MB/sec.
Browser: 950KB/sec.
(183MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: Exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, original content.

File Sizes (HQ): 
WMV = ~100-300MB
MP4 = ~100-300MB
Real = ~10-25MB
JPG = ~200KB
ZIP = ~15-50MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, latest videos.
File Type: WMV & MP4
Bit-Rate: 2600k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Decent HD.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pwd required.
Videos don't require pwd.

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white, some ehtnic models.
Pro & amateur types.

Model Info: 
67 models total.
Ages 18-35.

Other Content: 
Model bios.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro level photography.
Good mix of indoor/outdoor.
Zip files available.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1200 x 800
Archives = 1024 x 680

Streaming Player: 
No in-browser playback available.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
1 full shoot.
(on par with previous updates)

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