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This is a very unique site featuring dozens of different contraptions designed for the purpose of fucking women.


Primary Niche: Sex Machines
Secondary Niches: Sex ToysInsertions

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Cost & Billing

Monthly: $49.99  Our Price $34.99 (recurring)

Simply enter the site (this link or any on this page) and look for the lower price on the credit card billing page.
Multi-Mo: $99.99 (3 months, recurring)
Multi-Mo: $169.99 (6 months, non-recurring)
1 Year: $319.99 (non-recurring)
Payment: Diner, Discover, JCB, Mastercard, VISA
CC Processor: Primary: Rocket Gate

Videos

Quantity: 1,131+ Scenes (approx. 30 min. each)
Format #1: MP4 (.mp4, .m4v), 5000k+, 1280x720 (downloadable)
Format #2: WMV (.wmv), 3000k, 1280x720 (downloadable)
Format #3: Flash (in-browser), bit unknown (streaming)

Images

Images: No
Zip Files: No

Misc

Exclusivity: All content is exclusive (advertised as exclusive).
Download Limit: There is no download limit!
Other: Forum, store, live feeds, vid cap galleries.
Dates

Site Launched: Sep 2000
Facts Updated: 10-24-16
Listed Date: Nov '03

Content Updates

Update Log: No
Content Dated: Yes
Last Content Update:
10-12-16 (as of 10-24-16)
Details: About one video every 1-2 weeks.

Company Info

Kink.com Co.
32 Sites Listed
Partner: Kinky Dollars

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  • 22 sites are included with membership.
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88.5
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A.K.
10-23-2016
88.5
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03-19-2014
88.5
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Fucking Machines Review by A.K. Fucking Machines

Review by A.K.

Released Oct 23, '16 , Written Oct 7, '16
Intro

The problem with real guys is that they get tired and they cum, so even if a chick can continue fucking the guy has to stop. Well, on this site the girls don't have to stop fucking until they want to stop, because they are being fucked by machines that will only stop when they are turned off. There is lots of content here and even more with your access to the entire Kink Network.


The Pros

  Lots of Machine Sex Scenes

There are over 1,100 scenes and although they all involve a hot babe getting banged by a machine, they don't feel redundant. They have lots of different machines and the scenes all have the same basic premise (a dildo on the end of a rod attached to a machine that makes the rod go back and forth), but there are different contraptions and the girls are put in a multitude of positions. Also, some chicks take on multiple machines at the same time and there are multi-girl scenes as well.

  Exclusive Content and Lots of HD Videos

Kink always produces their own content so I was not surprised to see that the entire collection was exclusive. And the quality didn't disappoint either for the most part with most of the videos offering multiple options including a 720p file. Sure, 1080p would be nice these days, but the movies look great so I'm not complaining too strongly about that.

  Full Network Access

Along with your membership to FuckingMachines you can access the rest of this fetish/BDSM network that includes some transsexual sites as well. Check out Hogtied, Whipped Ass and more. This is great, because as you'll see in the cons a membership is very expensive these days.

Other Good Stuff:

  • The scenes come with tags and you can rate them and leave comments. Many also include a trailer.

The Cons

  Issues With Navigating the Collection

The site looks good and all, but once I delved into it I noticed a problem with the navigation. You see, the collection is presented on one page. You just scroll down and click on a "MORE" link and more scenes appear below. Scroll through those and click "MORE" again. The problem is that there are so many videos you have to click "MORE" lots of times and there is no way to even know when you are getting close to the end. Even more annoying is that if you click through to one of the scenes, when you go back, you end up at the beginning of the list and have to start clicking all over again.

  Expensive Membership

As you may have noticed, joining Fucking Machines will cost you $50/month. Yes, you do get access to the entire Kink.com Network of over 20 sites, including Everything Butt and Wired Pussy, but that is still an expensive proposition.

  Older Videos Are Lower in Quality

The large collection goes all the way back to the mid-2000s and back then they were not producing high-def content. The videos still have a download option marked "HD," but when you actually download them they are more average quality than high quality.

Minor Negatives:

  • They had been updating weekly until very recently when they started coming two weeks apart. It's too early to tell if this is the new norm or if they will go back to weekly in the near future. Either way there is a lot of content to enjoy.

Bottom Line

A large, original collection of babe vs. machine porn.

With Kink.com content you are almost guaranteed high quality and well-produced action - and Fucking Machines is no exception. The amount available is great, the quality of most of the movies is high and the variety and originality of the scenes makes it so you don't get bored with the same action over and over again. That price will make you stop and think, but besides that there is no reason not to sign up.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Exclusive content featuring one or more hot babes getting fucked by a hard-pounding machine.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Browser: 1-5MB/sec.
(1.25GB video, Fiber Optic internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, it is.

File Sizes (HQ): 
MP4/WMV = ~5000MB-1.5GB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, most videos.
File Type: WMV/MP4
Bit-Rate: 3000-5000k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: They look great.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Videos don't require pw.
Very easy!

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white, some ethnic models.
Semi-pros to pros.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
1,000+ models.
Ages 18-30.
U.S. based.

Other Content: 
Network access.
Forum.
Model index.

Other Details: 
Some condoms (on the machine's dildo).
User ratings & comments.
Tags.
Trailers.

Pic Details: 
Only vid caps (some of them look great though).

Streaming Player: 
Large Flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
1-3 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Excellent quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
None (they update every two weeks).


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"No ability to pause downloads?"
08-23-09 (2 Replies)
"If the Fetish fits?"
01-20-09 (0 Replies)
"Very Satisfied "
11-05-08 (3 Replies)
"Yay! Free 5 (or 3) Day Membership!"
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