Special Notice

We have reserved our right not to do business with this company at this time. Therefore we are no longer linking or reviewing its web-sites, including this one. We have left this page up for users who still wish to post their own reviews or comments.

Sincerely,
TBP & PU Staff

Eat Some Ass Porn Review

This site presents a whole lot of ass-eating...cute babes who love getting their asses licked and lots of other things.

Our Price:

$29.87

(recurring)

Intro

"Clean my cornhole wench!" That's the phrase that greets you upon entering Eat Some Ass, which is our site up for review today. The scenes are all pretty standard: boy meets girl, boy fucks girls; oh yeah, and girl licks boy's asshole during the course of their fun. You don't see that too often! That also brings about a little bit of a humiliation aspect to the scenes, and makes them rather hardcore in nature. It's part of the small Spunk Pass network of sites, which you get full access to. $20 gets you in the door thanks to a special discount for our readers.

Pros

Pretty crazy ass-licking content.

The theme here is what's going to set this site apart from the crowd. The actual hardcore parts of it are pretty standard, and some of the scenes actually look a few years old. However, these girls are not afraid of dude's buttholes, and they go to down licking and playing with them. Rusty trombone anyone?

Network access included.

It won't take you a ton of time to get through everything they have to offer here. When you're done, there are a few bonus network sites that you get access to (like three). They will also try to upsell you with some "free trial" offers to other sites (see below), so watch out that it's actually an included site.

It looks like their content is all-exclusive here, too, which is pretty expected these days.

Cons

Pretty plain site overall.

The whole design and navigation are very weak here. Add in all the ads and random links to other sites, and it gets even more confusing. The actual content layout is a simple list that you have to just scroll through until you find a scene that looks fun. They could use some more options, and a de-cluttering of the site.

Quality isn't great.

The scenes just look a little older here overall, and the video quality definitely follows that. They are a bit below average for what we're used to seeing these days unfortunately. If they could film and add some new content to the mix, I'd hope it was higher in quality.

Needs some growth still; may not be updating.

They're not a tiny site, but they're still under 100 scenes, so it's not large enough to get real excited about, either. On top of that, they don't seem to be actually growing in size as we watch their content counts, so there may be no new content at all at this point.

There are no zip files available here for the photo galleries, which may be annoying for some.

Some of the links here are a little misleading. For instance, the link to the "46 bonus sites" that are "included with your membership" are just upsells trying to get you to sign up for a free trial at some other paysite. WTF is that.

There are quite a few ads in the member's area which definitely make the site feel a little more cluttered than it needs to be.

Bottom Line

Crazy scenes, but a bit of an old-school site that doesn't seem to get much attention.

Eat Some Ass provides some crazy hardcore scenes that you just don't see too often out there. The girls go down on the guy's most unholy of holes, and gives him some nice rimming pleasure. However, there isn't a ton to see, the quality isn't great, and I don't think they're growing. Plus, the site has quite a few ads that get in the way and make using the site even more annoying. I'd look for some fresh content, regular updates, and higher quality all around to get this site back in gear. As it stands, you can come check out the crazy scenes, but I don't know how long you'd want to stick around.

About


  • Site Launched: 01/02/2006

Content

Downloadable exclusive scenes featuring pretty standard foreplay and sex, plus some shots of girls licking on guy's asses.

  • Is content updated?: Yes
  • Last Content Update: 21/01/2012
  • News section shows recent updates but the content count doesn't change.

Videos

    Quantity:
  • 84 + Scenes (approx. 18+ min. each)

    Format:
  • WMV (.wmv), 1000k, 640x480 (Downloadable)
  • ,
  • Flash (in-browser), bit unknown, 640x480 (Streaming)
  • Notes: some videos are posted in only the WMV format

    Privacy:
  • No Data Available

Photos

    Quantity:
  • 60+ Galleries (avg. 150+ pics. each)

    Format:
  • Zip Files: No

    Picture Details:
  • Amateur to semi-pro photography. Little to no airbrushing. Good lighting, bright colors.

Models

    Format:
  • Mix of models. Generally amateur to semi-pro. Body types from thin to thick.
  • 75+ models total. Ages 18-35.

Cost & Billing

  • Monthly:
    • $29.87 (recurring)
  • Multi-Mo:
    • $59.87 (months, recurring)
  • Cross-Sells: *
  • No 3rd Party Offers on the join page.

    Accepted Credit Cards:
  • null, Online Check

    CC Processor:
  • Secondary:
    CC Processor:
  • Secondary:

Misc

  • Downloadable exclusive scenes featuring pretty standard foreplay and sex, plus some shots of girls licking on guy's asses.

    Live Cams:
  • No free live cam shows.

    Other Content:
  • No notable extras.

    Other Details:
  • Little to no condoms.
  • No music in most videos.
  • Quite a few banner ads.
To understand all the info above, check out our Site Facts Glossary.
Eat Some Ass Porn User Reviews & Comments