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This site touts itself as " Part game show, part porn site and part nutritional beverage." Enjoy your smoothie!
Trial Price:
$2.95
Our Price:
$27.95
(recurring)Ass Smoothie is up for review today, and this is one of those sites you just don't forget. I've seen it once or twice before, and even sent the link to some friends out of utter amazement. It won't be for the faint of heart, but all your nasty hardcore people should love it. They take girls, hot ones generally, and then interview them, stuff their ass full of juice, fruit, and toppings, have her jump around to blend it up, and then squirt this ass smoothie into a cup and have her drink it up. They don't cut the video at all from the ass to the mouth, and there are no edits. It's part of The Hardcore Network, and hardcore it is indeed. $35 is a lot to pay to get into a site, but you won't find content like this anywhere else.
Incredibly unique content.
I've just never seen anything like it before. I've seen ass-to-mouth sites, where a chick will starting sucking a cock that just came out of her ass, but nothing where people use a girl's ass as a blender for a smoothie. It's not overly sexual at times, but it's degrading and crazy, and gives a ton of shock value.
Lots to see overall.
There are over 200 Ass Smoothie videos up right now, and more are coming every other week. Some of them are repeat girls, but I can't believe they found that many girls ready and willing honestly. Their network adds even more content in case you need some regular porn to cool down.
Videos look pretty damn good.
They come in 1080p high definition, and look really nice overall. The picture quality is great, the lighting is good, and the only thing I'd look for is maybe a little smoother video (better framerate). Otherwise, the quality is very nice.
There are quite a few other network sites included, many of which are on the kinky side as well.
Lots of girls DON'T DO IT.
I was so disappointed as the first SEVEN videos I downloaded at random had the girl say no. It felt like a big waste, as it was just a 300MB-400MB HD video of an interview, and then no ass smoothie. I know it's part of the fun to see whether they can convince her to do it, but I think some kind of note is in order to let us know if it's worth our time to download. I did find a workaround I think. If you head to the picture section, there are 74 galleries, and they all seem to have done the smoothie. Seek these girls out in the video section if that's what you're here for.
Updates are a bit slow.
They add a new scene up every two weeks, which is good bit slower than I'd like to see overall. When you add that to the fact that many girls don't end up doing an ass smoothie, you can probably go over a month without actually seeing a new smoothie scene.
Pretty plain site.
They don't put forth a ton of effort into the site or navigation here. It's a bit plain for me, and if they could add some options around, it'd help a lot.
It's a little on the expensive side here. Granted they offer a lot of very hardcore content, but $35 is getting a little high for my liking.
Not enough ratings are shown. You can rate the scenes, but I only ever found the top five scenes on the homepage, and no other info on the rest.
The Flash player isn't really streaming, which would help on a site like this where you want to jump to the last half of the video right away at times.
A good collection of crazy content, lots of it in HD!
As I mentioned, you won't see much fucking here, but you will get to meet some nice, naked chicks in the interview. You'll also get to meet some crazy chicks that will stick smoothies up their ass and then drink them. There's a lot to see, there's lots of other hardcore sites included, a lot of movies are in HD, and those are all very good things. The site itself is a bit plain, but you can get around easily enough. My main beef is with how many girls won't do the ass smoothie, yet make it on as an update to the site (which can be slow anyway). I'd love to see more actual smoothie content, especially at the price.