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$99.95 (6 months, recurring)
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Today we're going to take a look at a site called Ass Army which, in theory, should provide some nice booty and anal content based on the name. However, I was a bit surprised as to what I found once inside. They definitely have some anal content, but they have almost every kind of content here. It feels like a pretty typical DVD site. They may focus on asses and anal more than others, but it's no guarantee from one scene to the next that it'll be even a passing thought, except that every single girl getting naked here does at least have a butt to look at I guess. $10 a month get you in the door due to an awesome discount, and that should include some network access as well.
Huge collection overall.
There's seriously a ton of content here, more than you'd find on any normal/typical paysite. Since it's non-exclusive, and even non-ass most of the time, I guess the numbers are the one big thing they have going for themselves here. Expect around 50,000 video scenes up, and about as many photo galleries as well.
Network access included.
In case for some reason you need more content, they have it. You get access to several other similar DVD sites of theirs that fill in the blanks in the other niches. I don't know how helpful it is to have to visit several sites of theirs to see it all, but at least it's offered.
Other Good Stuff:
Their streaming video setup is pretty nice. It starts and buffers quickly, and also offers a preview as you jump around in the video.
$10 a month is hard to beat here. Not too many sites are cheaper than that, so you're getting a good bargain.
The updates come in daily here with new material. Expect around 50 new scenes per day if you go by what the dates show.
Very generic, non-exclusive content overall.
There's nothing that I could find here in the way of exclusive or original content. It all seems extremely generic, definitely non-exclusive, and a bit of a mishmash from different producers like you'd expect from a mega-site like this.
Quality isn't great overall.
They do have a section of HD videos, but those only make up 3% of the content here, and they look pretty average (or even below average) in terms of the HD we see these days. The rest is all SD material and looks well behind the times.
Not really ass/anal specific.
Considering the site name, plus a tour that promises tons of hardcore anal action, the material here may or may not have anything anal related at all. Of course, the girls have asses, but it's not necessarily the main focus by any means. If you browse their other sites, this one has by far the largest collection in the "anal sex" category they have listed, but it's not a guarantee.
There's a ton to see at a great price, but it definitely wasn't anything special.
If your idea of a good time in porn is a shit ton of content at the lowest price possible (without having to deal with crappy quality and an assault on your browser from a ton of ads), Ass Army may just fit the bill. However, seasoned porn fans looking for any type of actual niche ass content may be pretty disappointed here. It's just a collection of generic porn scenes which may or may not have asses and anal in them. The site itself is pretty average in terms of options as well, so there's not a whole lot selling this one over the other options out there. But, despite not really living up to my expectations, at least you get something for your money here!
About the Content:
Downloadable non-exclusive hardcore DVD's featuring (hopefully some) anal action.
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 10
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: Speed Download
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