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This site offers a good collection of content featuring lovely models and adult stars in beautiful non-nude and softcore scenes, all on a credit-package only for which set or video you want to see.

Primary Niche: Video On Demand
Secondary Niches: Glamour ModelsNN Porn

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Cost & Billing

Credits: $19.99 (40 credits)
Credits: $24.99 (60 credits)
Credits: $29.99 (80 credits)
Credits: $49.99 (200 credits)
CC Processor: Primary: CCBill
Notes: Photo galleries cost 1-4 credits each. Video clips are 2-4 credits each.


Quantity: 150+ Scenes (approx. 3 min. each)
Format #1: Flash (in-browser), bit unknown, 720x400 (streaming)


Images: Yes
Zip Files: No


Exclusivity: The content is not exclusive.
3rd Party: Yes, live cams.
Other: Forum, store.

Site Launched: Apr 2010
Facts Updated: 05-06-13
Listed Date: Mar '11

Content Updates

Update Log: No
Content Dated: Yes
Last Content Update:
05-01-13 (as of 05-06-13)
Details: The dates show an average of ten total updates per month. Most updates are of photo content. The model count went down by one and the video count decreased by 18 since the last check.

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HardBodyCash Co.
3 Sites Listed
Partner: Hard Body Cash

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TeaseUm Review by Duke TeaseUm

Review by Duke

Released Oct 22, '12 , Written Oct 11, '12

TeaseUm is a softcore teasing non-nude collection of videos and photo galleries offered in a pay-per-view format. They operate on a credits system where you purchase credits to your account and then use them to unlock individual video scenes or photo galleries. More specifically beside the softcore teasing angle this is also a bikini and calendar company so the content here is based on that. Models are hot babes that also include some hard body fitness types.

The Pros

  Teasing Bikini Softcore Videos & Photos, Sexy Models.

TeaseUm is a softcore teasing bikini site with outdoor shoot settings for their scenes. The models are sexy babes that fit with their calendar genre and you have a range of flat out hot babes along with more hard body fitness types. The style of content is magazine or calendar like in production value with topless or non-nude shoots.

  Straightforward Layout, Update Log & Your Stuff Section.

The layout has a section of 'Models' which has a listing of the photo gallery content and then the 'Videos' houses all the movie content. There is an update log and events calendar for more content and company info. With the PPV token system they also have a Your Account page highlighting your tokens used and remaining. A dedicated Your Stuff page is where you can locate all your previously purchased/unlocked videos and galleries.

Other Good Stuff:

  • The videos do have decent length preview trailers which give a nice feel for the scene before you purchase using the tokens. They also have data like video running time or number of photos in the set.
  • The credit price is clearly posted for each video and gallery. A dialogue box pops up to confirm the purchase before the credits are charge to your account. The amount of credits on your account is also always shown and up-to-date when you're logged in.

The Cons

  Credit Pricing System, Numerous Other Upsell Items.

TeaseUm does not offer a standard monthly membership. Instead they have a token pay-per-view pricing system for tall the content. $19.95 will get you 40 tokens and then galleries and videos cost from 2-4 tokens each on average. There are upsell items for other things here including calendars, live cams, and a bikini shop.

  No Video or Photo Downloads, Online/Streaming Only.

Nowadays so many sites are moving to expanded download options including numerous formats, high-def quality, and mobile files. Whenever a site restricts things to streaming or online viewing only it's a negative for most surfers. That%u2019s the case with TeaseUm as they have just online pics and Flash streaming only for the videos.

Minor Negatives:

  • As far as quantity goes this is a medium sized collection. The videos are short and the galleries aren't very large in terms of number of photos. More growth would help.
  • Video and photo quality are only okay. I expected slightly higher specs from a softcore glamour site like this.

The other
  • The site has links to their Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube, and DailyMotion pages.
  • Videos have background music.

Bottom Line

Glamour calendar style teasing bikini content on a site that has a pay-per-view pricing set-up.

TeaseUm delivers well on the bikini teasing angle and the addition of many hard body fitness models also jumped out at me. To me the key things that many users will be turned off by is the PPV set-up and lack of downloads. Those are unusual things to see for of collection.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Photos & videos of softcore glamour bikini content presented in a pay-per-view structure.

Download Speed: 
No downloads available.

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: Not exclusive.
My Opinion: May be original to this company but also available in calendar & other formats.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~100KB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
No HD quality videos.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pwd required.
On-site login fields.

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white, some ethnic.
Pro & semi-pro looking.
Thin, sexy, hardbody.

Model Info: 
288+ models total.
Ages 18-30.

Other Content: 
Events calendar.
Twitter, facebook.

Other Details: 
Sells bikinis & calendars.

Pic Details: 
Professional level photography.
Glamour calendar style shoots.
Outdoor settings.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
All = ~900 x 600

Streaming Player: 
Medium Flash player.
File loads while playing.
2-3 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Average quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
3 image galleries.
1 video scene.
(on par with previous updates)

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