Monster Pimps is a network of five sites that features sassy cheerleaders, seductive lipstick blowjobs, hot sports chicks and lovely ladies in panties and horny secretaries.
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(recurs at $24.95/mo)Monster Pimps is a mega-site consisting of five different sites, each with a very specific niche on which it is focused. There are around 200 videos and close to 1,000 photo sets. Some are good, some are bad, some are in HD, some are low in quality - the network's value really depends on what your focus is.
Do You Like Panties?
The network's flagship site is Panty Jobs and you can tell that it's where they've put most of their time and energy. The site is the best-looking one of the bunch, there are over 100 videos and the ones that are downloadable offer both 720p and 1080p options (the archived vids are streaming-only).
Sites Stick to Their Themes
Besides the variety of themes, I also liked that each site was very focused on whatever theme it chose. PantyJobs is all about girls in panties - along with dry humping and some blowjobs. Sport Babes is filled with images of nude and semi-nude girls doing all kinds of sports. Cheer Girls is filled with cheerleader images. Lipstick BJ is true to the idea of babes putting on lipstick and giving head, and Exploited Secretaries features scripted scenarios with secretaries doing "anything for the job."
Exclusive Content & Some HD Movies
Given how thematic each site is you're probably not surprised to know that everything is exclusive. As for HD videos, well, I already told you that Panty Jobs' downloadable vids all provide HD files. As for the other two sites with videos (Exploited Secretaries and Lipstick BJ) the newer ones are in HD.
There's a nice collection of bonus videos.
Not the Best Design & Navigation
When I first signed in I thought the design was alright. The network hub is clean and looks pretty good. Unfortunately, the only way to really browse all the content is to go to each site individually and that was when I saw that four of the five sites (except Panty Jobs) looked dated and a couple of them (Sport Babes and Cheer Girls) were also not pleasant to navigate.
Unclear About Updates
The Monster Pimps main page does list the latest update, but it's from among the bonus content. As for the five network sites, I have no idea when the last scene was added and/or how often they update. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the sites aren't even updating at all.
Older Scenes Are Lower in Quality
The older scenes among the secretary and lipstick sites only offer average quality at best. Also, on Lipstick BJ most of the scenes do not provide a streaming option and it doesn't look like any of the Exploited Secretaries scenes come with a streaming option.
Sport Babes and Cheer Girls may be the biggest sites in the network and they're photo-only sites. Lipstick BJ and Exploited Secretaries have less than 35 scenes each, which makes Panty Jobs the biggest video site with over 100. So, for a network, it isn't that big, especially when it comes to movies.
How interested are you in these specific niches?
If you love panty content, cheerleader photos and the like, then there's some definite value here. However, you also need to remember that the various sites aren't that big, the quality varies and there's no clear update schedule. This is one of those networks that some will really like and others could easily pass on and not miss out at all.
