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This site presents parodies of many of your favorite vintage porn movies, all for fun and for your viewing enjoyment.
Trial Price:
$4.95
Our Price:
$29.00
(recurring)Fans of old school porno with clever parody themes should enjoy the current archive of 60 Classic pornos being offered here at Classic Porn Parody; big titles like The Maddams Family, Souperman, Wet Science, Sex Wars, Beverly Hill's Cox, Pulp Friction, Alice in Wonderland, Crocodile Blondee and more. This is classic porno from the 70's, 80's and early 90's at its creative best. A membership here will set you back close to $30 bucks per month and the exact update schedule, if there is one at all, is undetermined as there is no update log or date stamps.
Classic Porn Parody has got a pretty good collection of all your old school favorites, each with a very specific theme spoofing off well-known film classics. My favorite was the Alice In Wonderland video from 1976 but other great ones include Sex Wars, Urban Cowgirls and Souperman, plus more.
Quality can be pretty good at times. I was actually impressed by the quality of some of the scenes here (bitrates up to 4000k). Of course they show their age, but some (a smaller %) scenes offered real sharp picture quality and decent bitrate specs.
DVD date, title information and video specs are all listed for each scene.
The set-up here is simple, too simple. All titles are listed in alphabetical order, but that's it! There are no alternate forms of browsing such as a model index, categories, date, etc. You're one and only download option is in WMV format, and videos comes as full-length files without shorter scene break downs for faster downloading.
Unfortunately some of these movies are so old that the quality just can't be matched to todays' standards. The picture quality often times looks washed out and the sound isn't always the best. But then again, would anything else bring you back to the old school the same? In terms of bitrates, I found them to be fairly consistent. It's the sizing that was often times substandard (320x240).
Very short content descriptions or scene info. For a small site showcasing such specialized content, a lengthy scene descriptor would be a nice touch.
No date stamps on content or clear update schedule.
No streaming formats available.
I love classic porn, and a whole site dedicated to a few of the creative best spoofing off actual Hollywood films is right up there. Unfortunately Classic Porn Parody leaves a lot to be desired as an actual paysite. Sure they house about 60 full-length, old school classic DVD's, but in terms of user/download options and design, well there just isn't much to it. Not to say that site isn't still work a look. I enjoyed my time here. It's just important to know what you can, or more importantly, can't expect from the member's area in terms of updates and design.