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This site features hot babes who know how to give excellent handjobs. You'll love watching these girls lube up men's cocks with their spit, then stroke them until they explode.
Trial Price:
$1.00
Our Price:
$29.95
(recurring)I'm not sure what makes a handjob "absolute," but, no, these scenes don't involve chicks using vodka as lube. Also, not every scene is a pure HJ one, but I guess some cock sucking doesn't take away from the absoluteness of the handjobs. The site is large, so let's get started.
Lots of Content
With 600 videos and 215 photo sets you sure won't run out of content on this site. From amateurs to big-time pornstars, each and every babe succeeds in extracting a load of man milk from the lucky guy in the scene with them.
Some HD Videos
Some of the videos are in HD and most of those are 720p, but I did run across random 1080p ones as well. Also, there is a nice filter option that lets you view only HD movies so you don't have to search for them.
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Navigating the collection isn't a problem and there are a few features, like user ratings, comments, favorites and sorting options.
Nonexclusive Handjob Porn
Yes, the tour calls the handjobs "exclusive," but that ain't the case. It is pretty obvious when you watch the vids that this isn't exclusive content, but I have seen enough sites from the same network to know that pretty much none of the sites they put out offer exclusive content.
Mostly SD Videos
While there are about 200 movies offering HD quality, that still leaves around 400 coming in with SD stats: 640x480, 1780k. I watched a bunch and they don't look bad, but they sure aren't HD.
Rotating Content
This time the site has more content compared to our last visit, but other times the numbers had dropped between reviews. As with the other sites from this network, they're rotating the collection.
While there's a lot of cock-stroking on AbsoluteHandjobs, I do have to mention that these aren't all pure HJ scenes. Plenty feature BJ action without an HJ focus at all.
The site looks a little dated.
Overall, an average site in the end.
There's a lot of content, which is nice, but the're rotating it and most of the videos are SD quality. Also, not all the scenes focus on handjobs only and given that this is nonexclusive content you'd think they could do a better job of selecting only true HJ scenes. You will find some good handjob porn here, but you can find sites out there that do it better.