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Absolute Handjobs Porn Review

This site features hot babes who know how to give excellent handjobs. You'll love watching these girls lube up men's cocks with their spit, then stroke them until they explode.

Trial Price:

$1.00

(for 2 days, recurs $39.95)

Our Price:

$29.95

(recurring)

Intro

I'm not sure what makes a handjob "absolute," but, no, these scenes don't involve chicks using vodka as lube. Also, not every scene is a pure HJ one, but I guess some cock sucking doesn't take away from the absoluteness of the handjobs. The site is large, so let's get started.

Pros

Lots of Content

With 600 videos and 215 photo sets you sure won't run out of content on this site. From amateurs to big-time pornstars, each and every babe succeeds in extracting a load of man milk from the lucky guy in the scene with them.

Some HD Videos

Some of the videos are in HD and most of those are 720p, but I did run across random 1080p ones as well. Also, there is a nice filter option that lets you view only HD movies so you don't have to search for them.

Your membership includes 10 other sites, with Euro Sex Nation and Totally Brunette among them.

Navigating the collection isn't a problem and there are a few features, like user ratings, comments, favorites and sorting options.

Cons

Nonexclusive Handjob Porn

Yes, the tour calls the handjobs "exclusive," but that ain't the case. It is pretty obvious when you watch the vids that this isn't exclusive content, but I have seen enough sites from the same network to know that pretty much none of the sites they put out offer exclusive content.

Mostly SD Videos

While there are about 200 movies offering HD quality, that still leaves around 400 coming in with SD stats: 640x480, 1780k. I watched a bunch and they don't look bad, but they sure aren't HD.

Rotating Content

This time the site has more content compared to our last visit, but other times the numbers had dropped between reviews. As with the other sites from this network, they're rotating the collection.

While there's a lot of cock-stroking on AbsoluteHandjobs, I do have to mention that these aren't all pure HJ scenes. Plenty feature BJ action without an HJ focus at all.

The site looks a little dated.

Bottom Line

Overall, an average site in the end.

There's a lot of content, which is nice, but the're rotating it and most of the videos are SD quality. Also, not all the scenes focus on handjobs only and given that this is nonexclusive content you'd think they could do a better job of selecting only true HJ scenes. You will find some good handjob porn here, but you can find sites out there that do it better.

About


  • Site Launched: 01/01/2009

Content

A large, nonexclusive collection of handjob - and a little blowjob - porn.

  • Is content updated?: Yes
  • Last Content Update: 09/09/2016
  • Rotating content.

Videos

    Format:
  • MP4 (.mp4), 4200k, 1280x720 (DL or Stream)

    Privacy:
  • No Data Available

Models

    Format:
  • Mostly white models. Amateurs and pornstars. Body types from thin to chubby.
  • Hundreds of models. Ages 18-30+. Mostly U.S. based.

Cost & Billing

  • Trial:
    • $1.00 Limited Access (for 2 days, recurs at $39.95)
  • Monthly:
    • $29.95 (recurring)
  • Multi-Mo:
    • $59.95 (months, recurring)
  • Cross-Sells: 2 pre-checked *
  • Beware of Pre-Checked Cross-Sells! Be sure to uncheck additional offers (if undesired) to other sites when inputting your credit card info.

    Accepted Credit Cards:
  • VISA, Mastercard

    CC Processor:
  • Secondary:

Misc

  • A large, nonexclusive collection of handjob - and a little blowjob - porn.

    Live Cams:
  • No free live cam shows.

    Other Content:
  • Bonus sites.

    Other Details:
  • A few banner ads.
  • User ratings & comments.
  • Favorites.
  • Sorting options.
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