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This is one of those sites that is a labor of love, it appears..old Wild Bill just loves big breasted women, and big in all other areas also..enjoy!
Our Price:
$24.95
(recurring)Welcome to Wild Bill's Udder Valley Ranch, home of the biggest titters in the west! These farm-bred women have some serious birthin' hips 'neath those big skirts. They show off their massive breasts and ample bodies in an exclusive farm-fresh collection of videos and photos.
All exclusive content.
These are all original scenes featuring down home models in hardcore scenes. They dress as farmers' daughters, saloon girls, cowgirls, and ranch ladies. Most of them have huge breasts, usually accompanying fuller figures all around. They massage their breasts, they fondle them, and they have their male partners suck on them. There are even some pregnant and lactating women. You'll see the women masturbating and in hardcore sex scenes in this exclusive collection.
Good number of videos.
There are quite a few movies online. There are currently 325 available. Each one average around eight minutes in length, so users will find plenty to keep entertained.
Design and navigation need a LOT of work.
You'll immediately notice that the design here is very amateur. That continues from the tour into the member's area. It's basic text on a black background with no preview images, just text links. There are no search or browse tools, as you might expect. The scenes are listed by model and that's it. It's not a great look for the site, and while one may say the cowboy/farm girl theme doesn't require a professional look, this design (or lack thereof) doesn't suit it either.
No update info.
None of the scenes are dated and there's no update log. It appears that updates are coming to to the site but I can't say when.
Not enough video viewing options.
The scenes are offered as downloadable wmvs and that's it. There are no other formats or quality settings and there's no streaming option. It's extremely basic.
Poor to average quality content.
The scenes here look very amateur. While some of the photos are good-sized, going up to 1400 x 933, they're often blurry. The videos are small, at 640 x 480, and just 700k. Those are specs I would have seen ten years ago, and they're just not up to par today.
There are no zip downloads for the photo galleries.
Both the content quality and site itself left me very unimpressed.
While I love the idea of a sexy ranch with all kinds of horny farm girls, I can't say I'm a fan of Udder Valley. The site needs a complete redesign and restructuring. It doesn't need to be some slick professional set-up, but it's really lacking in some basic user features. I also wasn't impressed with the quality of the content. $25 a month is a stretch for this collection. Fans of BBW amateur farm girls may want to check it out, but there's a lot of room for improvement.