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Fucking Machines

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FuckingMachines.com is a very unique site featuring dozens of different contraptions designed for the purpose of fucking women.


Primary Niche: Sex Machines
Secondary Niches: Sex ToysInsertions

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

88.5
excellent



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Duke
03-19-2014
88.5
Spencer
09-05-2012
88.5
Vanessa
08-08-2011
87.5
Maggie
06-14-2010
87.5
Duke
10-02-2009
87.0

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Fucking Machines Review by Spencer Fucking Machines

Review by Spencer

Released Sep 5, '12 , Written Aug 27, '12
Intro

Fucking Machines is up for review today, and this site features some pretty interesting machines made to fuck women silly. Take a look at their tour to get an idea of what they offer, but I guarantee that you haven't seen a lot like this out there before. They've been doing this for a long time and have perfect their craft pretty nicely. Girls are tied up and forced to orgasm against their will - poor girls. $30 a month gets you in the door, without any network access, which is actually just what I was expecting here.


The Pros

  Awesome machines fucking women content.

I love the content they put out here. I give it an A , as you can see. They've been making up these crazy ass machines for years with dildos, vibrators, or anything else they can think of attached to the end. Often times, they'll tie her up, and then put two or more of these things to work at once. She's getting pounded in the ass by a non-stop dildo while a magic wand is vibrating her clit into oblivion.

  Quality is great the last few years.

They switched over to high definition videos quite a while ago, and I'm really glad they did. Sometimes with the low lighting and all, it fits the scene, but it makes the lower quality videos look a little worse. Their MP4 versions are my favorite and look quite nice overall.

  Pretty large site!

There are right around 900 scenes here currently which is pretty incredible. They're all exclusive, and they're all extremely unique. That's a ton more than I was expecting to see for sure, and this site alone could keep you busy for quite some time if you wanted to check everything out.

Other Good Stuff:

  • They offer some nice viewing options without getting too crazy. Everything comes in MP4 and WMV, in HD and SD, and in clips and full scenes. Photos come with zip files, or a Cool Iris plugin if you like that option.
  • Their content is exclusive here. They shoot it all themselves in the crazy dungeon building in the bay area of California.
  • There are daily live shows now offered through the network which are some great bonus material.
  • New scenes are still added twice per week currently which is awesome to see.

The Cons

  Navigation could be better.

The only real complaint I have is in getting around the site. I think more could be done, especially with how large the site is. For instance, they have a section that lists all the machines they have here, and they give you a description and a sample video, but they don't link to the scenes that have those machines in them. I'd love some kind of search or category setup.

Minor Negatives:

  • Network access is not included here, and is not even an option. It's a big bummer, but makes sense since their sites are all great on their own anyway.
  • The design is also quite plain here. If you don't check the top header, you could be on any of their sites since they all look the exact same.

Bottom Line

An awesome site with unique content, great quality, and just a ton to see all around.

I can't complain too much about Fucking Machines at all. They've found a very unique niche and shot content within that niche for years and years. The site is still growing today even, which is all the more impressive. The quality looks good these days as well, which helps a ton. The navigation, as always, isn't quite my favorite, and they don't offer any network access at all. However, with how much there is to see and do here, and how unique the content is, I think you'll be just fine on this once site for a while.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive BDSM scenes featuring crazy man-made machines with dildos attached to them fucking girls in all sorts of ways.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 9
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: Speed Download

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2.2MB/sec.
Browser: 1.2MB/sec.
(269MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, it looks like they shoot all their own content here.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~300KB
ZIP = ~10MB
MP4 = ~1GB
WMV = ~850MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, latest videos.
File Type: WMV and MP4 (h.264)
Bit-Rate: 1600k and 3100k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: WMV's show a little blurriness here and there. MP4's look great.

Live Cams: 
Live shows offered through the network multiple times daily.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Saved after closing browser.
Videos don't require pw.
Very easy!

Model Appearance: 
Mix of models.
Mostly amateur to semi-pro.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
300+ models total.
Ages 18-35.

Other Content: 
Store.
Forums.

Other Details: 
No music in most videos.
Lots of user comments/feedback.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro level photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Mostly shot indoors.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1200 x 800
Archives = 800 x 600

Streaming Player: 
Large flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
3-4 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Excellent quality.
Three quality options.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
2 image galleries.
2 full video episodes.
(on par with previous updates)


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