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Meat Melons

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This site features sexy women with those huge tits getting really down and nasty, and all presented in high definition for your viewing enjoyment.

Primary Niche: HD Porn
Secondary Niches: Porn VideosBig Boobs

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Meat Melons Review by Vanessa Meat Melons

Review by Vanessa

Released Dec 4, '09 , Written Dec 2, '09

Meat Melons is a hardcore tit-fucking site promising exclusive content in HD quality formats featuring wild big-titted models. As a part of the Exclusive Porn Pass Network, your specially reduced membership price of only $19.95 per month also gives access to another 10 sites. On its own Meat Melons offers about 750 video shoots with image sets, but it looks like only one new update is being added each month.

The Pros

  Exclusive Big-Tit-Job Scenes.

All 73 or so shoots are listed on a single page, each with the video (newer ones with stream), the downloads and accompanying images. They feature hot big-tit European models engaged in hardcore sex scenes with a focus on big tits and men fucking them.

  Full-Length Downloads in HD.

For some reason the HD quality isn't consistent throughout the site, but either way it's good. A more recently updated shoot offered 2600k bitrate speeds and showed some compression, but another clip offered 4000k and looked incredible. All shoots offer full-length downloads as their only viewing format.

  Network Access With Reduced Price.

TBP users can get in on the action for less than $20 bucks per month. That gives access to not only Meat Melons, but also another 10 sites with themes ranging from BBW to tranny, feet fetish, grannys and more.

Other Good Stuff:

  • High quality picture galleries accompany the video episodes.
  • Newer movies have MP4, MOV, and Flash streaming formats in addition to the WMV.

The Cons

  Not a Large Site And No Clear Update Schedule.

Currently there are around 73 shoots, all listed on one page which is somewhat annoying in itself. None of the content is date stamped, and no clear update schedule leads me to believe this small site isn't getting much bigger any time fast.

  No Navigational Tools, Model Index or Info.

Since all of the content is listed on the main page it takes a lot of scrolling to get through it all, and it's easy to lose your place too. Some sort of model index, content categories or tags would be a nice way to add additional browse tools for members. Short scene descriptions are given, but no other model information or scene info, file size, etc.

Minor Negatives:

  • Newest episodes with additional MP4/MOV/Flash formats have slightly lower spec WMV files at 2600k instead of 4000k bit rate.

Bottom Line

Hot meaty melons in high quality format along with Network access.

Meat Melons has 3 main selling points: reduced price with Network access, exclusive full-length videos and HD quality. Those are some pretty strong selling points and I have to admit, I really enjoyed the content. The chicks are super hot, but so are the men which can be rare for online porno. Scenes stick to the theme and do it well. I did have an issue with the over-simple site design, the slightly under-par quality of the 2600k bitrate downloads and the lack of a clear update schedule. But overall I think the site is a good value for fans of big boob content.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Exclusive downloadable episodes with HD quality movies & European models in titty-fucking scenes. Some sex and other acts are also involved.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2.3MB/sec.
Browser: 1.5MB/sec.
(575MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, never seen this content anywhere else.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~200KB
MP4 = ~130MB
MOV = ~300MB
WMV = ~500MB-800MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, all videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 4000k or 2600k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Some compression artifacts are noticeable on the 2600k, 4000k videos look great.

Logging In: 
User, pw, and text verify.
Only user/pw saved after closing.
Videos don't require pw re-entry.
Bonus sites don't require pw re-entry.

Model Appearance: 
White models.
Mostly amateur to semi-pro looking.
Thin & sexy body types.

Model Info: 
73 models total.

Other Content: 
Bonus sites.
Bonus videos.

Other Details: 
Not all videos offer the same DL options and a few didn't have accompanying images.
User ratings.
Upsells and ads on member area page.

Pic Details: 
Professional level photography.
Sharp images, bright colors.
Pics are supporting material for video episodes.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
All = 1280 x 853
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
For recent episodes only.
Small Flash player.
Loads while playing.
3-5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Average quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
No update log or dated content.

Re-Review Status
Review Completed

New review has been completed on Sep 9, 2010 and will be released in less than a week.
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