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Messy XXX

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This site features hot amateur gals who love getting slathered with paint, condiments, chocolate and other messy liquids. Watch them cover their bodies in the substances, rubbing it all over their naked flesh.

Primary Niche: Wet N Messy Fetish
Secondary Niches: All FetishesBizarre Fetishes

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

pretty good

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Messy XXX Review by Vanessa Messy XXX

Review by Vanessa

Released Jan 25, '12 , Written Jan 19, '12

Messy XXX is a fantastic name for a site. It spells fun, not literally of course. This is a Wet And Messy (WAM) fetish site brought to you by the Chick Pass Network and offers more than 80 videos and 70 image galleries of WAM action using more than just your normal wet substances & getting super messy thanks to the help of things like paint, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, baby oil, peanut butter & jelly, plus many more sticky substances with pussy licking and hardcore suck & fuck action going on as well. A membership here gives Network access and will only set TBP readers back less than $18 bucks per month.

The Pros

  Exclusive Amateur Sex Scenes Featuring Wet & Messy Fun.

Exclusive hardcore Wet & Messy amateur content. Things like paint, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, baby oil, peanut butter & jelly, plus many more sticky substances with pussy licking and hardcore suck & fuck action going on is what you'll find in the Messy XXX member's area. The Network it is a part of is an amateur Network of couples and girls who love to swing with other couples, or just have some crazy sex including lots of group sex, interracial content, girl-girl, etc.

  Some Good Quality Content.

Image size and quality looks good. The latest sets having image up to 1600x1200 pixels and look good. Older sets don't offer the same large format, but quality still looks good. Zipfile downloads are offered with each set.

It's not consistent or even expected, but there are 2 videos offering HD specs that were added back in November 2011. These can be sized up to 1920x1088 with bitrate speeds up to 8000k - they look great!

  Network Access.

Network access gives users a total of 90-something sites for one price. This is just one big loosely organized mass of hardcore amateur sites/content.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Newest videos offer different quality streams/downloads, as well as Flash streams and downloads for your mobile devices. The quality of the "ultra-broadband" content looks okay, but could be better overall.
  • Zip file downloads for image sets.

The Cons

  Site May No Longer Be Updating.

Content is more or less grouped together from the Chick Pass Network. I didn't look too hard, but I'm guessing this content can be found on some of the other Chick Pass sites. Therefore it's hard to tell just how often this site alone sees new content. I went back 2 months into the updates archives and saw nothing for this site alone.

  Site Design & Navigation is Cluttered.

The Chick Pass Network as a whole could use a re-design. All sites function the same and this one's no different. The pages are loaded with tables that clutter up the site, too much text and not enough navigational features. Not to mention it's extremely easy to get lost.

Videos that also offer an image gallery should list their contents together. Some sort of model & content information would have added to the excitement as well.

  Content Quality Can Be Lacking.

Older video quality shows its age with less than 700k bitrates and smaller image sizing. In terms of download, WMV was more standard back in the day, some with the option for QT.

Minor Negatives:

  • Most of these scenes feature all the same amateurs that have sites in the Network. So shoots/scenes are posted to all amateurs individual sites, as well as whatever site the scene was shot for. It's sort-of like a double up on content, so to speak.
  • Even though this site has been around a while it's still a somewhat small one with just 69 image galleries and 83 videos. In the very beginning of the site and just recently, the themes like baby oil don't exactly strike me as something they shoot exclusively to fit the theme of this site.

Bottom Line

Amateurs getting WAM thanks to paint, sauces, oils & other sticky stuff.

I've enjoyed in the past the Network this site is attached to simply because you get so much for one price. Unfortunately though, the attempts at categorizing sites & content are somewhat futile as this is one big mass of content grouped together as too many tables with too much text. They have improved over time, however, and it even looks like they've added date stamps to the content - thanks! But there are some fun wet & messy content to be seen inside with the best action archived somewhere in the middle of the sites. However, the lack of consistent quality videos and updates can be annoying, and I really wish they'd take some steps towards offering updates here alone more often. True WAM fans might still enjoy this site, but I'm certain its the Network as a whole that's worth joining for.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Exclusive amateur wet-and-messy videos & photos with solo, girl/girl, boy/girl, & group scenes.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 1.3MB/sec.
Browser: 750KB/sec.
(593MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, never seen this content anywhere else. Many of the sites share content, however.

File Sizes (HQ): 
WMV = ~100-650MB
FLV = ~100MB
QT = ~25-150MB
JPG = ~500KB
ZIP = ~5MB-25MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, last 2 videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 8000k
Dimensions: 1920x1080
Quality: Very nice, HD quality; amateurishly shot.

Live Cams: 
Access to a couple of cam networks included (CamWorld, Rude).

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Saved after closing browser.
Videos don't require pw.
Sites don't require pw.

Model Appearance: 
Models of all types available.
Mostly amateurs.
Body types from thin to bbw.

Model Info: 
~75 models total.
Ages young to mature.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 
Semi-active Network blogs.
3rd-party feeds.

Other Details: 
Condoms may be used.
No music in videos.

Pic Details: 
Amateur photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Lighting ranges from okay to poor.
Mostly indoor shoots.
Quality varies at times.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1600 x 1200
Archives = 640 x 480
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Medium/Large Flash/WMV player.
Must download to jump around.
3-5 second buffer.
Shaky playback at times.
Quality just okay to very nice.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
(last updates was Nov 2011, at the time of this review)

Re-Review Status
Review Completed

New review has been completed on Oct 8, 2013 and will be released in less than a week.
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