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Fucking Machines

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These women are about to experience the ultimate orgasmic explosion, but it won't be at the hands of another woman or man. Instead, these babes are being fucked by various sex machines and squirting all over the place.

Primary Niche: Sex Machines
Secondary Niches: Sex ToysSquirting Pussy

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Fucking Machines Review by Vanessa Fucking Machines

Review by Vanessa

Released Aug 8, '11 , Written Jul 25, '11

I am so pleased to be back again reviewing this website, Fucking Machines, as it is one that I have been enthralled with ever since the beginning. In fact, I think it was one of the first sites that made me fall in love with the Kink group of sites even when there were just a few of them. It's hard to forget the great pleasure that one gets from witnessing gorgeous women get fucked hard by machines. I wonder if men everywhere are equally worried just as they are excited by seeing these chicks have the incredible orgasms that they have being fucked by machines that no living person can compete with. But no need to worry guys, nothing beats the "insert how she likes it here" touch of a real man. All you need to do here is to sit back and enjoy watching a plethora of girls' toes curl with pleasure as they explode with an incredible orgasmic intensity.

The Pros

  Exclusive Machine Sex Content.

The scenes here date back to 2000! That's just a sample of how long Kink has been producing amazing fetish content true to its craft. At present there are about 45 machines being used in the scenes, not to mention the 8 "originals" dubbed names like "Robo-Spanker", "Frankenwand", "Pussy Wacker", "Drilldo", you get the idea. Each machine is listed along with its speed, capabilities and weaknesses. Whether it is double penetration or straight hard hammering fucking, most of these machines are incredible works of the imagination. Most girls go through a couple of the machines and the content itself fantastically captures the "moments". These orgasms are real and they're intense!

  Content Descriptions & Model Interviews Before/After Each Shoot.

There's so much real passion and personality here, you can't help but really get involved (and many users do, you should see the comments section!). Lengthy scene info is given for each shoot, and probably my favorite is the interview with each model before and then again after the shoot. It's amazing how their persona changes. How more open and expressive they become after some serious Machine Fucking pleasure.

  HD Quality Video Downloads.

That's right! Full-length video downloads offered in HD format for both Windows Media and Quick Time. The quality is sharp, the specs are right on (1280x720), and best of all they're offered for all of the latest videos on the site (with an archive dating back to 2000, this is about the best you could hope for).

  Many Viewing Options.

Flash format streams are available and even with up to 30 minutes worth of video, jumping around is a cinch. Video scenes are offered in full-or as a series of clips in 2 file types and 2 quality formats for each. Zips are available for the image sets and video trailers give users a preview of what the highlights are from each shoot.

Other Good Stuff:

  • The Kink sites are set-up as a community, even though you're only gaining access to this one with a membership here. A model index lists all 1,800-something models that appear on any of the Kink sites, and all scenes have way more user comments than I've ever seen from a paysite. There is also a member's forum and a Twitter fan page.
  • Download speeds were quick and painless! A major plus when your possibly downloading MB of content. No download limits are set either.
  • Consistent multiple weekly updates are the norm at this point.

The Cons

  Some Site Design Issues.

The overall look and design of Fucking Machines is like a spruced up version of Kinks old design. While I love the new more professional look, there are still a few quirks to be worked out. What I do love is how you can view content in full with complete scene info, or in brief. There is also a sorting tool for certain specifics and/or by date. All content is clearly labeled with run time, file size, etc. but a more advanced search tool to get some of the major scene tags/specifics & more specific categories of content would be helpful, as would be the ability to sort out the HD scenes.

  No Network Access & Must Pay More For Live Cams.

Everything comes at a price at Fucking Machines, and with the Kink sites in general. I am of the mindset that it's totally worth it, but I can see how it may scare off potential users. This is such well-done content and probably the most genuine fetish content you're going to find online, and that's what you're paying for ultimately. However, a few nice perks like revolving additional site access to recurring users and one free cam show here and there would be a nice touch.

Minor Negatives:

  • Older scenes don't offer as many download options and the quality is not as good. This is normal, of course, but worth mentioning. The oldest clip posted offers about a 900k bitrate speed and is still holding up, but compared to the newest shoots, definitely shows its age.
  • The downloadable full-length movie files do not have any file size information posted, whereas the others do.

Bottom Line

You'll never see a girl get fucked like this any where else, enjoy!

I love this unique site and am always excited when we get a chance to follow up with things. The look of the layout has been softened a bit, but functions the same and updates are still coming in twice weekly, which is pretty amazing for a site that's been around for so long! It looks like they're up to about 45 ( 8 original) Fucking Machines at present, making for even more variety. The content quality is looking great these days, but what I enjoy the most is the actual content here. There's nothing else like it and I find these machine creations to be amusing and wildly entertaining sexually.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive scenes featuring girls getting fucked by crazy machines.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2.7MB/sec.
Browser: 1.3MB/sec.
(892MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, you will never this content anywhere else. Models may be recognizable, however.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~230KB
ZIP = ~20KB
MP4 = ~300MB-1GB
WMV = ~330MB
(average size of full-length video, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, latest videos.
File Type: WMV & MP4
Bit-Rate: 7000k & 3000k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: HD Quality. Very sharp, smooth, playback.

Live Cams: 
Kink Live offers multiple daily live shows from the depths of the infamous Armory where all scenes are shot and models stay during their shoots. Viewing these will cost you extra though.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Saved after closing browser.

Model Appearance: 
Many different model types.
Some amateur-looking, others are pros.
Body types from thin to curvy.

Model Info: 
483 models.
Ages 18-30s.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 
Very active forum.
Good blog.
Kink VOD & Live Cams (at extra cost).

Other Details: 
Model interviews set the tone for each scene/exit interviews also.
A few banner ads to other company sites.
Tons of user ratings/comments.

Pic Details: 
Professional level photography.
No noticeable airbrushing, nice!
Good lighting, bright colors.
All indoor.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1200 x 800
Archives = 800 x 500
Most images in landscape.

Streaming Player: 
Large flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
2 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Awesome quality.
Medium and Low formats also available.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
2 new full photo/video shoot.
(on par with previous updates)

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New review has been completed on Oct 7, 2016 and will be released in less than a week.
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