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Captain Stabbin

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Captain Stabbin is another Nasty Dollars production, this one featuring the swashbuckleing anal antics of the captain himself.

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Secondary Niches: Reality PornPorn Videos

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

pretty good

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Captain Stabbin Review by Maggie Captain Stabbin

Review by Maggie

Released Jul 21, '11 , Written Jul 15, '11

Anyone well-traveled in the reality genre has probably heard of Captain Stabbin. The Captain is an older dude who cruises the waters off of Florida in his boat, searching for hot young beach babes to take their anal virginity. This site is part of the Reality Kings Network featuring other fan favorites like Milf Hunter and In The VIP. In fact, this is one of the longest running sites in the network! If you like hardcore video of anal sex out in the sea, Cappy's got just the thing.

The Pros

  Entertaining, exclusive hardcore collection.

The Captain shoots all original scenes that you won't find anywhere else. Each episode begins with a stroll around the pier or beach, looking for the right young babe to come back to the boat for an anal adventure. The girls are cute and are always completely willing to get some "stabbin fever." They start with a blowjob, get into some regular sex, and then commence with the ass pounding. The scenes often end with a facial and then it's into the ocean to clean off. Captain, crew, and chicks are all relaxed and look like they're thoroughly enjoying themselves.

  Good-sized site.

Captain Stabbin has been around for nine years and has built up a collection that includes 260 scenes. The scenes are good-length, at around 30 minutes a piece. Also, each scene has an accompanying gallery of photos. The photo galleries are huge, with several hundred pictures in them. There's a ton to keep members entertained.

  Navigation is easy!

There are some really great user features for searching and browsing through both Captain Stabbin, and the entire network. You can browse and search by name, date, keyword, etc. Filter the updates, models, and scenes by category. You can save your favorites across all sites and see what's new and what's popular with other members. It's a very user-friendly set-up.

  Newer scenes are high quality.

The three newest scenes have some great new viewing options. Their Flash streams play in high definition and really look fantastic. Also, they recently began adding HD mp4s! These are massive files at 3GB but they are well worth the time to download them. They're 1920 x 1088 in size and play at 10,000K. They're gorgeous!! So far there are only 3 of these downloadable HD movies online, but it's a start.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Below each scene is a section of user comments. I enjoyed reading the opinions of other members and sometimes their comments were helpful in finding other scenes that I might enjoy.
  • They've got some handy viewing options for the scenes. Users have a choice of clips or full-length scenes, streaming and downloading, with format options like WMV, Flash, and mp4.
  • Members of Captain Stabbin get access to all of the sites in the Reality Kings network. 23 sites are included, and they have some very entertaining themes.
  • Readers of The Best Porn can join Captain Stabbin at a special discount price of $18 a month. That's a nice savings off their regular price of $25 a month.

The Cons

  Very erratic updates.

The updates are so all over the place, I don't even know where to begin. As of July 2011, two new scenes have been added this year. Two were added in 2010, none in 2009, and one in 2008. For all intents and purposes, Captain Stabbin should be regarded as a site that is no longer updating.

  Mostly average quality videos.

Their video generally looks fine enough, particularly for a reality site, but most of these videos max out at 1500k. There are a few that are better and some that are worse, but overall this is a pretty average looking collection. The oldest scenes are particularly bad, at 350k and 352 x 240. They've come a long way, but keep in mind that most of the scenes look quite dated.

  Older scenes lack options.

As you go back in the collection, you'll find that the earliest videos are missing a lot of viewing options. These scenes can be downloaded as wmvs as 3 big clips or many small clips, and as mpegs as small clips. There's no Flash option, no mp4s, and no HD.

Minor Negatives:

  • The member's area had banners and links to other paysites and camsites. They make the site feel cluttered and detract from the overall look.
  • Very little model info is provided. The scene info is good, but about all you'll get for the girls are their names and whether they're straight or bi.
  • Watch out for the trial! You'll pay $3 for the initial 3 days of access and after that your membership recurs at $40 a month! That's quite a bit higher than our special discount price of $18 a month.

Bottom Line

Still an entertaining collection but the updates and quality need upgrades.

Captain Stabbin has a great theme and it was one of the first reality sites I really enjoyed. However, as the years have passed some thing have slipped. The update schedule, if you can even call it that, is pretty bad. I was also disappointed with how much of the collection is lacking in quality. There's still a lot to see here and the scenes are still very hot. With the network access and discount price, it's also a good value. It's a shame that things weren't better kept up, though, because the Captain could be doing so much more than this.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive photos and videos of hot women having sex, usually anal, on a boat.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 10
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: Speed Download

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 6.2MB/sec.
Browser: 1.0MB/sec.
(1GB video, 50Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, they seem to shoot everything themselves, though you'll recognize some models.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~200KB
ZIP = ~50MB
WMV = ~350MB
MP4 = ~400MB
MP4 (mobile) = ~175MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, latest videos (2%)
File Type: MP4 (h.264)
Bit-Rate: 10,000k
Dimensions: 1920 x 1088
Quality: Sharp, very high quality.

Live Cams: 
3 free live solo shows weekly by network models.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Videos don't require pw.

Model Appearance: 
Mix of white and ethnic models.
Semi-pro models.
Body types from average to curvy.

Model Info: 
200+ models total.
Ages 18-30.

Other Content: 
Network access.
3rd party feeds.

Other Details: 
No music in most videos.
A few banner ads.
Members can rate scenes.

Pic Details: 
Amateur to semi-pro photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Mostly outdoor scenes.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 900 x 600
Archives = 640 x 480
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Large flash and WMV player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
3-5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Great quality.
Film strip navigation (Flash only).

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
None in last seven days.

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New review has been completed on Feb 23, 2012 and will be released in less than a week.
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