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1,000 Facials

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This is the online home of Andy, a man on a mission to give facials to 1,000 women. Join him on his cumshot adventures and enjoy watching hot chicks get creamed all over their pretty faces.

Primary Niche: Cum Shots
Secondary Niches: Blowjob

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1,000 Facials Review by Maggie 1,000 Facials

Review by Maggie

Released Oct 11, '09 , Written Oct 5, '09

We've seen the sites with 50 facials, 100 facials, 200 facials...they're no good. We need more, we need - 1,000 facials! Our host Andy's mission is to "find, fuck, and facial 1,000 amateur girls." He has been hunting them down for six years now in clubs, chat rooms, at the mall, in newspapers, each amateur babe cuter than the last. His mission has been a great success, full of "blowjobs, ridiculous fucking, and a faceful of cum everytime!"

The Pros

  All exclusive content.

This is an original collection with and original theme. They're not going to stop until they've cum on the faces of 1,000 pretty girls. They do an excellent job of sticking to the theme of the site, but I also appreciated that there was more to the action than just blowjobs and facials. There's also some striptease and sex to get your warmed up for the grand finale. Everything is filmed just for 1,000 Facials and you won't find it anywhere else.

  Large collection!

They're well on their way to hitting the 1,000 mark. There are currently 344 scenes in the collection with hot facial action. They've been at their mission since 2003, so they've had a long time to get where they are today, which is sure to keep members entertained.

  Good browse tools.

Getting around the large site is no problem. Things like a model index, list of recent updates, top rated scenes, most popular scenes, and a favorites folder all make for a user-friendly site.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Network access. Members of 1,000 Facials also get access to the My XXX Pass network. That's an additional 11 sites with exclusive hardcore content.
  • Readers of The Best Porn can join at a special price of $18 a month, a nice savings off the regular price of $30 a month.
  • Good video viewing options. Each scene can be streamed and downloaded in Windows Media Player at two quality settings. There's also an mpeg option and wmv segments. Additionally, photos are offered in a zip file.
  • Clean design, no ads.

The Cons

  So-so quality.

I know this is an amateur site, but I still thought the videos could have been sharper. The wmvs play at 1500k and are 640x480 in size. The mpegs play at 750k and are 320x240 in size. I was really surprised by the jagged edges and pixilation of even the newest scenes! I'm not expecting HD content on a site like this, but I still thought scenes could have been much sharper.

  Older scenes show their age.

This is no big shocker. The site has been around for six years now and technology and quality expectations have changed a lot since then. Older movies max out at 765k and 320x240. The older photos are grainy and washed out. You can see how quality improves over time, at least.

Minor Negatives:

  • Could still use a few more browse tools. Categories would have been helpful. They've just got so many girls; I'd like to be able to sort them by physical feature and then the scenes for type of action.

Bottom Line

Quality could use a boost but otherwise a solid amateur cum site!

Overall, I think the hardcore collection on 1,000 Facials is great for fans of amateur cumshots. Their girls are cute, the action is non-stop, and they've got the basics covered. The main upgrade I'd like to see would be the quality of the videos. I know this is an amateur site but I really thought things could have looked better. Still, look at my long list of pros and short list of cons and you can see what I think! Definitely a great amateur cum site!

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive hardcore episodes of amateur girls getting facials.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 1
Unable to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 1.4MB/sec.
Browser: 2.3MB/sec.
(400MB video, 22Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, these are all original scenes you won't find anywhere else.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~950KB
ZIP = ~15MB
MPEG = ~230MB
WMV = ~400MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
No HD quality videos.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
User, pw, and text verify.
Only user/pw saved after closing.
Bonus sites don't require pw re-entry.

Model Appearance: 
Mix of different ethnicities.
Mostly amateur-looking.
Body types from thin to curvy.

Model Info: 
344 models total.
Ages 18-25.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 
3rd party feeds.

Other Details: 
No condoms.
Favorites folder.
User ratings.
User comments.

Pic Details: 
Amateur to pro level.
No airbrushing.
No lighting issues overall.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1500x1000
Archives = 1280x960
Most images in portrait.
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Large WMV player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
5-10 second buffer.
Good quality.
Two quality options.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
1 new model.
1 image gallery.
1 full video episode.
(on par with previous updates)

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