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Smack My Bitch

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This site features really hot, fully legal teens who like their sex hard and rough.

Primary Niche: Young Adults
Secondary Niches: Amateur GirlsHardcore Sex

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Smack My Bitch Review by Vanessa Smack My Bitch

Review by Vanessa

Released Dec 23, '10 , Written Dec 17, '10

Smack My Bitch features young girls who already like it rough. It's "a teen porn site with an attitude"..."nasty schoolgirls and smooth babes going amok for cock!" Based on the site stats listed in the tour, there are 144 models featured in 187 HD videos, and more than 16,300 images. A membership here will set you back about $30 bucks per month, but unfortunately it doesn't look as though new content is currently being added to the member's area (at the time of this review).

The Pros

  Original Hardcore Teen Content.

Sets include close to 100 pictures and videos run about 7-10 mins each. Smack My Bitch's content focuses on girls with hot teen bodies, perfect breasts and cutesy outfits/locations with hardcore suck and fuck action going on.

  HD Video Specs.

Nice Content Quality. Large enough image sizes and overall good quality content. Pictures run about 1667x2500 pixels in size, and current video streams offer bitrates as high as 4000k (1280x720). These aren't the best HD videos I've seen, but they're definitely up there.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Many videos offer lengthy scene info. There is also a model index, however, no bios or other info is listed about the girls here; just links to their content.

The Cons

  Plain Design/No Personality or Interaction.

Very plain site design. No advanced browse features, categories, or model information. Picture sets and videos are browsed by date along with a screen cap, but that's it. There is a model index, but that's about advanced as it gets.

  No Longer Updating.

For almost $30 bucks per month, you would think they'd make an effort to update. Even the latest date stamp that shows its from August 2010, by our count the content numbers have remained unchanged since June 2010.

Minor Negatives:

  • Minimal download options. Zips are offered for the image sets but the videos are WMV only without options for quality.
  • There were times while browsing the site/downloading that I would get error pages.

Bottom Line

Teens using dildos and having sex but lack of updates hurts.

Based on the name of the site I was expecting some real hardcore scenes from Smack My Bitch. For me, it failed to deliver on that level. While there were some nice anal scenes and some good sex being had, nothing quite lived up to the name, if you know what mean. With that said, the HD specs for the videos are appreciated, even if they're not the top quality HD I've seen. Pictures looked good too but lack of updates and an all too basic site design don't help bring value to a site already charging almost $30 bucks per month. As an archive site, it's fine, but won't be a memorable teen site for me.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable scenes featuring really hot, fully legal teens who like their sex hard and rough.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2MB/sec.
Browser: 750KB/sec.
(151MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, never seen this content anywhere else.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~900KB
ZIP = ~100MB
WMV = ~350MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, all videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 4000k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Nice quality, but compression artifacts are noticeable.

Logging In: 
User, pw, and text verify.
Only user/pw saved after closing.
Videos don't require pw re-entry.

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white models.
Mostly amateur-looking to semi-pro types.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
144 models total.
Ages 18-20s.
Locations unknown.

Other Content: 

Other Details: 
Music in some videos.
Little to no condoms seen.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro level photography.
Little noticeable airbrushing.
Good lighting, bright colors.
Mostly indoor.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1667 x 2500
Archives = 2628 x 1749

Streaming Player: 
Small/medium Flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
10 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Decent quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
(last date stamp shows nothing new has been added since 8-29-2010)

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Review Completed

New review has been completed on Jan 9, 2012 and will be released in less than a week.
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