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The Best Porn » Top Porn Sites » The Classic Porn » Spencer's Review
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The Classic Porn

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This site takes you down memory lane to the 1970's, 80's and 90's and that time period's hardcore porn.


Primary Niche: Vintage Porn
Secondary Niches: Porn VideosHardcore Sex

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

80.0
great



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09-17-2013
81.0
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08-22-2012
82.0
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01-20-2012
81.5
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11-12-2010
80.0
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01-23-2010
81.0

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The Classic Porn Review by Spencer The Classic Porn

Review by Spencer

Released Nov 12, '10 , Written Nov 8, '10
Intro

The Classic Porn is up for review today, and wouldn't you guess it, but it's a DVD site that focuses on movies mostly from the 1970's to the 1980's, or thereabouts. A lot of people like this stuff since it brings back some great memories, and gets back to a time when porn was in a different world a bit. There's not a ton that's real unique to get into here, so I'll just jump right in. $30 a month gets you in the door, which is slightly higher than I was hoping for I think.


The Pros

  Pretty large collection.

As with any DVD site you come across, big numbers are usually implied. They are limited, of course, to porn from the right era, which cuts down the possibilities a bit. Still, they're near 1,000 DVDs, each with a couple of scenes on it. That's a lot of porn to get through, and it should keep you busy for a while.

  Fun, classic porn scenes.

The whole classic porn theme is actually more popular than I would have thought. People must love remembering the cheesy, old movies they used to know and love so well. Plus, even for movies you haven't seen before, the porn back then definitely had a different feel to it, which may appeal to some as well.

  Updates come daily.

They add a full new DVD each day, which is definitely right on track for what I'd look for here. Some other similar classic porn sites cut the updates way down, which I'm not a fan of. The more content, the better here.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Downloads came really fast for me here. Even using just a single browser download, I was able to max out my connection quite easily. It also made the streaming video extremely quick to buffer as well.

The Cons

  Navigation could be improved.

They actually have a few options going to help narrow things down here, but they have a lot of competition from some very advanced DVD sites out there. I'd mostly love to see a more advanced search setup, with more options that can be combined together to really figure things out.

  Needs more download/viewing options.

First, the streaming Flash player is pretty basic. It works quickly, but there are no real options or anything. That could be improved quite a bit for this video-only site.

Second, downloads are quite weak. You can only get the full DVD in a download, and there's only one option. That's either a FLV (Flash) or MP4 option, depending on the video. They need more quality options, more video type options, etc.

  Does not separate out scenes on DVDs.

It's definitely a pain, both while browsing for content, and while watching a video, since they only really categorize things by the full DVD. It's hard to tell how many scenes there are, where they start and stop, and just what's going on exactly.

Minor Negatives:

  • The quality is obviously very up and down here, and is generally lower than we're used to seeing most of the time. It's part of the genre, of course, but it needs to be mentioned.

Bottom Line

A good, but basic site for what it is. The theme saves the day here.

The Classic Porn has the theme going for it right from the get go, as more people like old-school porn than I would have guessed. As a site beyond that, it's pretty average, but gets the job done. They have a lot to see, but you expect that. Updates come daily, which is better than some other similar classic porn sites. The navigation provides a few options, but isn't as robust as some of the more mainstream DVD sites. They really falter a bit in viewing options, which are rather limited. Plus, quality is up and down, and a lot of down, mostly due to the content they're working with. I think it's a decent site overall, though I'd love to see a few upgrades around the site to make it that much better.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable non-exclusive hardcore DVD's in popular & specialty niche categories from the 70's and 80's.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 16
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 6.2MB/sec.
Browser: 6.2MB/sec.
(150MB video, 50Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: No info found.
My Opinion: Not exclusive. With classic DVD content, it's pretty easy to figure that out.

File Sizes (HQ): 
MP4 or FLV = ~150MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
No HD quality videos.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Saved after closing browser.
Videos don't require pw.
Very easy!

Model Appearance: 
Large mix of models.
Generally amateur to pro.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
No exclusive models.
DVD studio content.

Other Content: 
No notable extras.

Other Details: 
Little to no condoms.
Soft music in most videos.

Pic Details: 
A few photo galleries available in the model bios. No separate way to browse them.

Streaming Player: 
Medium flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
Near instant buffer.
Smooth playback.
Okay quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
7 full DVDs.
(on par with previous updates)


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