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Meat Melons

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This site features sexy women with those huge tits getting really down and nasty, and all presented in high definition for your viewing enjoyment.

Primary Niche: HD Porn
Secondary Niches: Porn VideosBig Boobs

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Meat Melons Review by Maggie Meat Melons

Review by Maggie

Released Sep 11, '10 , Written Sep 9, '10

Meat Melons is a hardcore site featuring beautiful European pornstars with big boobs. The ladies put their impressive chests to good use, performing some fantastic titty fucks in high definition videos.

The Pros

  Exclusive niche scenes.

Meat Melons offers up a hot exclusive collection of sexy European pornstars fucking men with their big, beautiful breasts. They might start the scene introducing us to their tits, bouncing and rubbing them. When her partner arrives, he gets a turn to lick and fondle them. The sex includes everything from blowjobs to pussy to titty fucking with a nice cumshot right on her tits to finish it off.

  High quality material.

There are some really good-looking scenes in this collection. All of the videos play in high definition, from 2600k-4000k and 1280x720 in size. The photos are also large, at 1200x800, and also quite sharp. Though quality varies from "good" to "great", it's an all-around high quality collection.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Newest videos can be downloaded as wmvs, mp4s, and movs. There's also a streaming Flash option.
  • Quick downloads! Using the browser I got speeds of 2.0mbps while using a download manager the videos cam in at 6.2mbps. No waiting needed for these scenes!
  • Readers of The Best Porn can join Meat Melons at a special discount price of $20, a nice savings off the regular price of $25 a month.
  • Members of Meat Melons get access to the entire Exclusive Porn Pass network. There are 10 sites included with more hardcore content in various themes.

The Cons

  No update dates provided.

There's no update log and none of the scenes have actual dates on them. According to our content counts, they seem to be adding one new scene per month, which obviously isn't great either. A clear update schedule with consistent weekly updates would be a big help here.

  Quality and viewing options vary.

Not all of the movies have the mp4, mov, and Flash options. A lot of the collection only offers wmvs in two quality settings. They began offering the additional formats on newer videos and actually dropped the quality of the wmvs from 4000k ro 2600k, so it was a mixed blessing when they added these other formats.

  Not enough browse tools.

All of the scenes are listed on one long page with no options to sort other than the order they were added. It takes a ton of scrolling to see everything, because the scene preview pictures are so large. There's no model index, categories, or search tool to make getting around easier.

Minor Negatives:

  • The site could still use some growth. There are currently 94 scenes online, which isn't bad, but it'll be better when they hit that 100 mark.
  • There are no zip downloads for the photo galleries.

Bottom Line

An entertaining collection of HD movies, but would like more update info.

Meat Melons does a nice job at sticking to the theme, with some really beautiful models with fantastic tits. The action includes plenty of titty fucks, but also doesn't shy away from other hardcore, as well. The high definition movies are great, and the site is a good value with the discount price and network access. The main issue I have is with the update schedule. Still, overall it's an entertaining collection and worth a look for big boob fans.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive photos and videos of hardcore titty-fucking scenes.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 6.2MB/sec.
Browser: 2.0MB/sec.
(550MB video, 50Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, never seen this content anywhere else.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~250KB
MP4 = ~150MB
MOV = ~300MB
WMV = ~800MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, all videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 4000k - 2600k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Sharp, high quality.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
User, pw, and text verify.
Only user/pw saved after closing.
Videos don't require pw re-entry.

Model Appearance: 
White models.
Mostly amateur to semi-pro looking.
Thin & sexy body types.

Model Info: 
90 models total.
Ages 18-30.
Mostly European-based.

Other Content: 
Bonus sites.
Bonus videos.

Other Details: 
No condoms.
Members can rate scenes.

Pic Details: 
Professional level photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Good lighting, bright colors.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
All = 1280 x 853
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Small Flash player.
Loads while playing.
3-5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Average quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
No update log or dated content.

Re-Review Status
High Priority

This review is fairly high on our priority list for a new review assignment.
We do not have an active member pass required to do a new review.


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