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Splosh Me

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Splosh Me offers really good-looking models who don't mind getting their lovely bodies "sploshed" with all sort of fun things, like pudding and other delights.

Primary Niche: Wet N Messy Fetish
Secondary Niches: All FetishesBizarre Fetishes

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

pretty good

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Splosh Me Review by Maggie Splosh Me

Review by Maggie

Released Aug 2, '10 , Written Jul 27, '10

Splosh Me is a kinky wet and mess (WAM) site featuring cute naked chicks getting absolutely covered in messy food, like frosting, cherry pies, chocolate sauce, pasta sauce, and even teriyaki sauce and rice. And then, after they're covered in food, they're so turned on that the decide to fuck the food, like bananas, gourds, and wontons. Things get very dirty here.

The Pros

  Unique, exclusive content.

Well, I haven't see anything like this before! Chicks covered in Spaghettios? Girls smashing cupcakes into their pussies? This is crazy stuff! It's very original and you're definitely not going to find it on other sites. There's plenty of nudity here and a surprising amount of masturbation. Once you're covered in chocolate sauce, I guess the next thing you want to do is get off with a banana!

  High quality movies and photos.

Members can enjoy the glistening, sticky skin here in high quality photos and videos. The movies are high definition and play at up to 3000k and 1280x720 in size. Photos are good-sized, at 1600x1067, and they're very sharp and well-lit. The detail in some of these pictures is really gorgeous. I was impressed with the quality all around on this site.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Photos can be downloaded in zip files. Older galleries also have multiple image sizes.
  • Some of the scenes also have behind the scenes footage. It's a fun way to get to know the models and what went on during the shoot.

The Cons

  Not a huge site.

Splosh Me isn't all that big yet. There are currently 14 models with a total of around 6,650 photos and 65 videos. It's not bad for such an original site, but it still won't take you long to see everything here.

  Few video viewing options.

Actually, there are no real "options". You get a wmv in one quality setting and that it it. There are no other formats, no streaming options, no choice of quality settings or scene lengths. It's hard to argue with HD wmvs, but it would still be nice to have a few other options.

Minor Negatives:

  • The design inside is really plain. That surprised me because the tour is so bright and colorful and nicely done.
  • Updates can be erratic. They were going along fine at once a week but this time around 10 days have passed. Hopefully that's just a fluke.

Bottom Line

Loved the high definition messy scenes, just want more of them.

I had a great time on Splosh Me. I loved watching the girls have fun getting messy and combine two of my favorite things, food and nudity! If they could work on a more advanced site set-up and continue to grow, I think we could have a really strong site here. The high definition, original scenes are just awesome. It's not your typical porn site, and that is certainly part of its appeal.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive pictures and videos of girls getting sploshed with pies, frosting, chocolate and more and then masturbating.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 5.0MB/sec.
Browser: 700KB/sec.
(95MB video, 16Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, these are all original scenes that you won't find anywhere else.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~160KB
ZIP = ~65MB
WMV = ~300MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, all videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 3000k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Sharp, high quality.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Videos don't require pw.

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white models.
Mostly amateur-looking.
Body types from thin to athletic.

Model Info: 
17 models total.
Ages 18-27.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 

Other Details: 
No music in videos.

Pic Details: 
Professional level photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Good lighting, bright colors.
Mostly indoors.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
All = 1600 x 1067
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
No in-browser playback available.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
None this week.

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Review Completed

New review has been completed on Jul 27, 2010 and will be released in less than a week.
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