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Fucking Machines

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FuckingMachines.com is a very unique site featuring dozens of different contraptions designed for the purpose of fucking women.


Primary Niche: Sex Machines
Secondary Niches: Sex ToysInsertions

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

87.5
excellent



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Fucking Machines Review by Maggie Fucking Machines

Review by Maggie

Released Jun 14, '10 , Written Jun 8, '10
Intro

Fucking Machines offers members a wild collection of sex machines that were built to fuck. With names like the Annihilator, the Ass Blaster, the Vulvulator, and even the Predator, you can be sure that these tools go far beyond what the average Sybian can do (although they've got that in their bag of tricks, as well). Sometimes willing, sometimes not, the girls are fucked good and hard by these crazy machines that never get tired.


The Pros

  Unique exclusive content.

Fucking Machines wrote the book on wild sex robots. Having been around the longest, they've got the biggest collection of mechanical toys that seem to provide some of the best orgasms. The contraptions that they've come up with are really remarkable. And the ladies seem to think so, too! There's also a bondage and punishment angle to a lot of these scenes, for another interesting touch on an already intriguing site.

  Huge collection.

Fucking Machines has been around for 10 years now, so they've had plenty of time to put together a huge site. There are currently 623 scenes featuring more than 420 models. It's really impressive that they've managed to stick around this long and put together such a large collection of completely exclusive, unique content.

  Great quality content.

Scenes are offered as high definition wmvs and h.264 mp4s that play at up to 7000k and are 1280x720 in size. These scenes are extremely sharp and really great looking! The Flash streams were also very high quality. The pictures looked nice and professional, for an all-around great-looking collection of content!

  Plenty of viewing options!

Videos are offered as wmvs in two quality settings and as an mp4 in two quality settings. All choices are offered as both clips and full-length downloads. There's also a streaming Flash option with three quality settings.

Photos are offered in two image sizes and can be downloaded in zip files.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Updates come three times a week! That's a crazy schedule for a site with original material like this. No wonder the site is so big.
  • Active forum makes for some good reading.
  • Lots of member comments on the scenes!
  • Quick downloads! Using the browser I got speeds of 1.8mbps while using a download manager the videos cam in at 6.2mbps. No waiting needed for these scenes!

The Cons

  Navigation could be better.

It would be great to see more tools organizing this collection. The search box and model index are certainly helpful, but I think some categories and the ability to search the models by physical feature would be awesome on this site. They've also got a great list of the machines and I would love to see the machines linked to a page that lists all of the scenes you can find them in.

I also didn't care for how much scrolling was needed on each page. Only seven scenes are listed on each page, even on the "brief view" setting. That works out to too much scrolling and clicking.

  Older scenes aren't as sharp.

This is no big surprise, but the older material doesn't look nearly as good as the newer scenes. They made the move to HD 3 years ago, so that's a sizable portion of the collection that isn't up to today's standards. There's still a lot of great-looking scenes, just keep in mind that not all 600 videos are HD.

Minor Negatives:

  • The member's area had banners and links to other paysites and camsites. They make the site feel cluttered and detract from the overall look.
  • Must pay extra for camshows.

Bottom Line

A huge collection of very original, very entertaining scenes.

There's a reason that Fucking Machines has been successful for a decade. They know how to create some incredible scenes, unlike anything you'll find elsewhere. They've also done a great job at keeping up with the times, increasing their quality settings and update schedule as needed. Membership is a very fair $30 a month. If you're in the mood for something very different, give Fucking Machines a try.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive scenes featuring girls getting fucked by crazy machines.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 6.2MB/sec.
Browser: 1.7MB/sec.
(175MB video, 50Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, these are all very original scenes that you won't find anywhere else.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~235KB
ZIP = ~20MB
WMV = ~175MB
MP4 = ~325MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, newer videos.
File Type: MP4 and WMV
Bit-Rate: 3000k and 7000k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Sharp, high quality.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Saved after closing browser.
Videos don't require pw.

Model Appearance: 
Mix of white and black models.
Mostly amateur-looking.
Body types from thin to curvy.

Model Info: 
420 models total.
Ages 18-30.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 
Forum.
Blog.

Other Details: 
No music in videos.
Lots of members comment on scenes.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro level photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Good lighting, bright colors.
All indoor scenes.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1200 x 800
Archives = 800 x 533
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Medium flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
3-5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Good quality.
3 quality options.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
3 image galleries.
3 full video episodes.
(on par with previous updates)


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New review has been completed on Aug 27, 2012 and will be released in less than a week.
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