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1,000 Facials

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This is the online home of Andy, a man on a mission to give facials to 1,000 women. Join him on his cumshot adventures and enjoy watching hot chicks get creamed all over their pretty faces.

Primary Niche: Cum Shots
Secondary Niches: Blowjob

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1,000 Facials Review by Vanessa 1,000 Facials

Review by Vanessa

Released May 16, '10 , Written May 12, '10

This is a photo & video site featuring around 375 episodes of Andy, the man on a mission "to find, fuck, and facial 1,000 amateur girls!" These are "head-pounding amateurs" giving "blowjobs, ridiculous fucking", and getting faceful of cum everytime! From the looks of things here, Andy's still got a ways to go before he hits the 1,000 mark but he's on his way to gettin' there, with a new girl added every week or so. Those of you who enjoy watching girls suck dick, get spewed on and all that fun stuff will likely enjoy what this site has to offer. The price tag is specially reduced for TBP users at less than $18 bucks per month which also includes access to the rest of the My XXX Pass Network of sites.

The Pros

  Exclusive Blowjob-Facial Scenes.

1000 Facials is a nice site for people who love to watch amateur chicks' lips wrapped around a hard cock followed by a facial. The girls are pleasantly young and amateur looking for the most part, and the videos are roughly 20 minutes in length. They offer up mostly POV blowjob positions, although other up close camera positions are in there too, and it all ends with a face full of cum.

Like one would most likely assume, what you're going to get here are plain and simple: blowjobs, blowjobs, and more blowjobs; blowjobs in every position imaginable, with every different technique imaginable. Some chicks get really into it, while others just seem bored. Some chicks get squirted all over and lick it up, while others lay there as if something horrible is about to happen. There's not a whole lot of exciting dialogue that goes on here, but that might have something to do with the fact that the chicks has a dick in her mouth. There are a couple of 2 girl and even 3 girl blowjobs to be found as well. All in all there is quite a bit of raw, awesome quality videos and some even feature these chicks getting fucked.

  Network Access.

Your reduced membership (for TBP users) also gives access to the rest of the My XXX Pass Network. Additional sites include Only Teen Blowjobs, Love Your Tits, Share My Cock and more. Between all the Network sites new updates are added daily and 1000 Facials sees a new episode each Monday.

  Some Nice Browse Tools.

Getting around the large site & Network in general is no problem. Things like a model index (complete Network only), list of recent updates, top rated scenes, most popular scenes, and a favorites folder all make for a user-friendly site

  Newest Scenes Are HD Quality With Many DL Options.

Wow these newest scenes look great! Unfortunately there are only 16 of them offering this format on 1000 Facials so far, but I expect to see more to come in the following weeks. These HD videos are not only offered for the Flash streams, but also for download in WMV & MP4 formats with bitrates up to 8000k (1920x1280) and 5000k (1280x720).

Other Good Stuff:

  • Viewing features include full-length formats in 3 file/quality types that can be streamed or downloaded to your computer. Shorter clips are also an option and zip files are offered for the image sets.
  • Readers of The Best Porn can join at a special price of $18 a month, a nice savings off the regular price of $30 a month.
  • Image size and quality is looking great these days. Videos look pretty good, but other than the newest scenes, need a boost in specs overall.

The Cons

  Majority/Older Video Quality Could Be Better.

Obviously when you've got a site that dates back to late 2003, the video specs are not going to be up to par. These scenes only offer bitrates up to 700k (320x240) and definitely show their age.

It's about time this Network of sites jumped on the HD bandwagon! Over the years, they didn't quite keep up with the times and 1500k (640x480) is falling below average compared to other paysites. The addition of HD quality formats really gives this site a boost. Unfortunately there are very few of them to speak of currently, but the progress is exciting!

Minor Negatives:

  • Although there is a Network model index, it would be nice if there was an option to browse just the models from this site. No bio information is offered for the girls either.
  • Getting back to the scenes page is difficult from the older content pages.

The other
  • 10-point user-rating scale. Votes are averaged but not counted.
  • Related scenes can be browsed by tags. You can also browse more scenes with the selected model & add episodes to a favorites folder.

Bottom Line

Gallons of cum has landed on models faces over the last 5 years & counting.

1000 Facials is a sure winner for those of you who enjoy blowjob/facial content. The quality of the things here has continually improved and it even looks as though newer updates are being added with super high quality photos & videos. The site design is nothing spectacular but it works and the browsing features, especially in the favorites section, makes getting around the site and finding exactly what you like to see simple as pie. A reduced $17.95 is a steal for a site such as this, and there's definitely a great variety of content and girls to be found inside. I would like to see some more fucking videos though, this may be a suck site but that doesn't mean members wouldn't enjoy seeing a little pussy action!

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive blowjob & facial scenes featuring hot amateurs and well-known webmodels/pornstars.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2.5MB/sec.
Browser: 650KB/sec.
(545MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, I don't think I've seen this content anywhere else. However, some of the models may be recognizable.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~100KB -500KB
ZIP = ~15MB-200MB
MPEG = ~150MB
WMV = ~250MB-1.4GB
MP4 = ~800MB-1.4MB
iPod/iPhone = ~100MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, only newest 16 videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 9000k
Dimensions: 1920x1080
Quality: HD Quality. Very sharp, smooth, playback.
Other formats also available.

Logging In: 
User, pw, and text verify.
Only user/pw saved after closing.
Videos don't require pw re-entry.
Bonus sites don't require pw re-entry.

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white models, some variety.
Mostly amateur to model-looking.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
374 models total.
Ages 18-30.

Other Content: 
Bonus site access.
3rd party feeds.

Other Details: 
Favorites folder.
Member requests.
User ratings/comments.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro to pro level.
Not overly airbrushed/touched up.
Good lighting in most images.
Mostly indoor photography.
Sharp at full size.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1500 x 1000
Archives = 800 x 600
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Newest 16 scenes:
Large HD Flash/WMV player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Excellent quality.

Older Content:
Medium WMV player.
Must download to jump around.
Good quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
1 full video scene with pics.
(on par with previous updates)

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Review Completed

New review has been completed on Feb 17, 2016 and will be released in less than a week.
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