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Smack My Bitch

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This site features really hot, fully legal teens who like their sex hard and rough.

Primary Niche: Young Adults
Secondary Niches: Amateur GirlsHardcore Sex

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Smack My Bitch Review by Spencer Smack My Bitch

Review by Spencer

Released Mar 27, '10 , Written Mar 18, '10

Smack My Bitch is up for review today, and it's a hardcore site that offers content a little harder than most. They never go too crazy, but these people are definitely fucking vs. making love. It stands all by itself, with no network access or anything else extra, but offers a decent amount of its own content. I can't quite tell if it's exclusive or not, so maybe you can check out the tour and see if the scenes look familiar. $30 a month gets you inside, which is a little bit higher than I was hoping for overall.

The Pros

  Decent-sized site.

At 140 photo galleries and 210 video scenes, they're doing pretty good in terms of numbers. While they're not mega-huge, at least they're not as small as most sites we see. This collection will take you a while to get through, and make your membership more worthwhile.

  Quality is good all around.

The pictures are pretty large, and even the oldest ones are looking good overall. The videos are where it's at of course with all of them being offered in high definition. The videos are pretty clear and look great overall.

  Updates come often.

They add a new scene every three days, which is good enough for me. It more than doubles the weekly standards that most sites stick to, and of course it blows away a lot of the sites we see that rarely update anymore. Keep those numbers growing!

Other Good Stuff:

  • The chicks are a little hotter than expected here. It's not specifically a teen site, but they definitely hit that under 25 niche pretty well.

The Cons

  Navigation could be beefed up a bit.

While what they have up now works okay, it's just pretty simple and plain. They put up 21 thumbs per page, and at least give you numbered page links to get through. However, adding in some categories or a search feature would really step things up a notch.

  Slow video downloads.

Uggh. They don't allow more than one download channel for videos (though it's not a problem for zip files evidently), and then you're stuck with the slow download speeds. It varied, but ended up taking around an hour for one of their HD videos to come in, and we have really fast internet here.

Minor Negatives:

  • They only offer a single video download that comes in WMV format. I'd love to see some clips, plus another video type or two to round things out.
  • For some strange reason, every time I tried to view a model's bio page, I got a 403 error, which broke the whole site for a minute or two.

Bottom Line

Decent collection of HD material here, plus some hot scenes as well.

Smack My Bitch delivered overall for me, with a decent amount of content, 100% high-definition videos, frequent updates, and pretty fun scenes at times. The hardcore theme sets them apart just a little bit, while staying generic enough that most people should be interested. I like the quality all around with large photos and HD videos, and the updates every three days make sure that things aren't too stagnant. The downloads were way too slow for me, and the navigation was a bit too simple overall, but those can be fixed. I liked the content, and think it's worth it for that alone here.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive hardcore scenes featuring mostly 18-25 year olds in pretty hardcore action.

Download Managers: 
Not really.
Channel Max: 1
Unable to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM
Zip files did offer 9-channel downloads with quicker speeds.

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: N/A
Browser: 225KB/sec.
(801MB video, 50Mbps cable internet)
Zip files offer quicker speeds with a download manager.

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: No info found.
My Opinion: Unsure. I don't recall seeing this content anywhere else, but I couldn't find any information on the site.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~1MB
ZIP = ~100MB
WMV = ~800MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, all videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 4100k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Very good overall.

Live Cams: 
No free live cam shows.

Logging In: 
User, pw, verification image.
Saved after closing browser.
Videos don't require pw.
Very easy!

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white models.
Generally amateur-looking.
Body types from thin to average.

Model Info: 
120 models total.
Ages 18-30.

Other Content: 
No notable extras.

Other Details: 
Little to no condoms.
No music in most videos.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro to pro photography.
Little to no airbrushing.
Good lighting, bright colors.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Max = 3504 x 2336
Min = 2000 x 1333
Sizes vary a lot, and some older sets are larger than newer sets.

Streaming Player: 
Large flash player.
Must download to jump around.
3-6 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Excellent quality.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
2 image galleries.
2 full video episodes.
(new scene every three days)

Re-Review Status
Review Completed

New review has been completed on Jan 9, 2012 and will be released in less than a week.
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