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The Upper Floor

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What exactly goes on on the upper floor? Well, take a look inside and you'll find kinky sex parties and threesomes, bondage, slave training, spanking, public humiliation and much more. Brought to you from the kinky folks at!

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The Upper Floor Review by Vanessa The Upper Floor

Review by Vanessa

Released Mar 16, '10 , Written Mar 10, '10

The Upper Floor is one of the newer sites to join the Kink Network. It continues on with the BDSM lifestyle theme, but even more intriguing is that it captures its "episodes" from the live 24/7 action. What better way to showcase the reality of such a lifestyle? The Upper Floor literally is located on one of the upper floors of the headquarters inside The San Francisco Armory. Essentially they are creating a "community" of & for like-minded individuals. You'll find a variety of Masters, Mistresses and Slaves living the lifestyle, captured & streamed live for your pleasure. It serves as an "umbrella" to the Kink Network, bringing all the sites together, thus creating the community. Viewers are invited to get involved, and are even able to communicate with the slaves, gaining a hand in the development of their training.

The Pros

  Exclusive BDSM Content.

You'll find a variety of Masters, Mistresses and Slaves living the lifestyle, captured & streamed live for your pleasure. Viewers are invited to get involved, and are even able to communicate with the Director, Masters & Slaves via the forums. As well as live during actual training sessions with the help of a naked Slave that monitors the comments and a computer generated voice that delivers the orders & comments from the viewers.

Scenes may seem like fantasy situations to the average viewer, but don't be fooled. They are in fact very real. Also real is the house ranking system, training of slaves to advance in rank, not to mention the humiliation, torture, pain and pleasure. The content is very intimate; so intimate you'll feel it too. The goal of the upper floor is to create a reciprocal relationship with the actual BDSM lifestyle going on on The Upper Floor so that viewers can take part in the training of slaves & other BDSM lifestyle situations.

  HD Quality Video Downloads.

That's right! Full-length video downloads offered in HD format for both Windows Media and Quick Time. The quality is sharp, the specs are right on (1280x720), and best of all they're offered for every single video on the site! Clipped portions of the video also offer these same options & specs.

  Many Viewing Options.

Flash format streams are available in 3 quality formats. Even with up to 80 minutes worth of video, jumping around is a cinch. Scenes are offered in full-or as a series of clips in 2 file types and 2 quality formats for each. Zips are available for the image sets and video trailers give users a preview of what the highlights are from each shoot.

Other Good Stuff:

  • The Kink sites are set-up as a community even though they are actually all individual sites (not a Network). A model index lists all 1,391 models that appear on any of the Kink sites, and all scenes have way more user comments than I've ever seen from a paysite. There is also an active member's forum and an entertaining blog.The Upper Floor even goes beyond all of this with its dedicated user forums, House Training Bible & House Organization Chart showing the hierarchy of the Masters, Mistresses & Slaves.
  • Download speeds were quick and painless! A major plus when your possibly downloading GB of content. No download limits are set either.
  • Consistent, multiple weekly updates are the norm at this point.

The Cons

  Some Site Design Issues.

The overall look and design of The Upper Floor is like a spruced up version of Kinks old design. While I love the new more professional look, there are still a few quirks to be worked out. There's some much going on here, I can imagine how tough it is to organize things. And I can tell they're working on it, but for now it's easy to get lost.

Minor Negatives:

  • The downloadable movie files do not have any file size information posted.
  • At the time of this review there are only 37 shoots, so the archive isn't huge, but new content comes quick and there is plenty to see & do.

Bottom Line

A one of a kind, interactive site that is a must join for those in the BDSM lifestyle.

I love Kink. I love what they're about & how they've worked so hard to go about delivering it. This is the closest you're going to get to reality when it comes to the actual BDSM lifestyle. In fact, it's very exciting to see the whole Upper Floor project come to life in terms of including the members/viewers, showing them the amount of work and dedication that goes in to all of content and allowing them to interact live with it. The Upper Floor goes beyond simply creating content for members. It brings to life the actual vision and involvement of the lifestyle so close to the heart of Kink.coms founder Peter Acworth. Over time you'll see the hierarchy of the House Masters, Slaves and Mistresses change and grow, but the most exciting part is that you can follow along all the while, and even take part in how the story plays out.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable extreme fetish content featuring real-life BDSM-living on The Upper Floors of the Armory location. Every unique kink/fetish you find on the sites is featured here. Both raw footage and taped scenes can been watched.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 6.8MB/sec.
Browser: 2.8MB/sec.
(860MB video, 50Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, you will never this content anywhere else. Models may be recognizable, however.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~150KB-300KB
ZIP = ~15MB-25MB
WMV = ~300MB-600MB
MP4 = ~1GB
iPod = ~300MB
(average size of full-length video, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, all videos.
File Type: WMV & MP4
Bit-Rate: 7000k & 3000k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: HD Quality. Very sharp, smooth, playback.

Live Cams: 
This is a 24/7 live streaming site.

Kink Live also offers multiple daily live shows from the depths of the infamous Armory where all scenes are shot and models stay during their shoots. Viewing these will cost you extra though.

Logging In: 
Only user/pw required.
Saved after closing browser.

Model Appearance: 
Many different model types.
Some amateur-looking, others are pros.
Body types from thin to curvy.

Model Info: 
Exact # of models is constantly changing.
Ages 18-30s.
Mostly U.S. based.

Other Content: 
Very active forum.
Good blog.
Kink VOD & Live Cams.

Other Details: 
Scenes from 24/7 BDSM lifestyle living.
A few banner ads to other company sites.
Tons of user ratings/comments.

Pic Details: 
Some picture sets are screen shots.
Others are nice quality digital images.
Good lighting, bright colors.
All indoor.
Can be somewhat fuzzy/blurry due to action shots.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Some = 1200 x 675 (screen shots)
Others = 1200 x 800 (digital images)
Most images in landscape.

Streaming Player: 
Large flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
10-15 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Awesome quality.
Medium and Low formats also available.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
2 new full photo/video shoots.
(on par with previous updates)

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