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Captain Stabbin

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Captain Stabbin is another Nasty Dollars production, this one featuring the swashbuckleing anal antics of the captain himself.

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Secondary Niches: Reality PornPorn Videos

past review An archived review which has since been replaced by a newer review.

pretty good

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Captain Stabbin Review by Spencer Captain Stabbin

Review by Spencer

Released Feb 26, '10 , Written Feb 22, '10

Captain Stabbin is up for review today, and this site is one of the pioneers in the reality entertainment field. It's a pretty old site at this point, which means they offer a lot of content. Of course, some negatives go along with that as well - namely lower quality and no current updates. Still, it's fun to reminisce, and it's a nice addition to their cool network. The usual discount is setup here as well; instead of $25 a month, you can get in for $18 a month, which is a pretty nice deal for these sites.

The Pros

  Pretty large collection.

At just over 250 scenes total (both photos and videos), there's quite a bit to see here. Assuming you need three scenes to finish and jack once daily, that's still over 80 days worth of porn here. Plus, you get access to their network of other large sites, often which have pretty similar content.

  Nice network included.

All Sites Access is included with your membership here (amongst other names for similar sites), which is a pretty big collection of bonus material. All of it is pretty similar content, with hot girls and good fucking, and it's all exclusive as well. It should keep you pretty busy once you're done with Captain Stabbin if you choose.

  Nice navigation features.

I like all the new options and features they've added over the last half year or so. The search feature is quite nice, allowing you to narrow down content into several different categories. You can browse the network, or any specific site at once, plus view the models in the same way.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Of course, all the content is exclusive here. It's been around forever, so I wouldn't be surprised if you happened across a few of their scenes in the past, but it still should be exclusive to their site.
  • The video options are decent here as well. You can download the whole scene in WMV and MP4, plus an iPod version. They also have some smaller clips, as well as both Flash and WMV streaming selections.

The Cons

  No longer updating.

They basically stopped updating in late 2007, with one lone addition in March of 2008, which is the latest set. They're no longer updating, which presents a few problems. First, the obvious is that there's no new content coming here. It's tough to rebill here when you know that fact. Second, all of their current scenes are getting older by the day, and the quality just isn't there.

  Quality isn't the best.

They've updated their quality every couple years in terms of the network, but Captain Stabbin is from the video era of a few years ago. The pictures are very small, though they look good photographically. The videos are on the small side as well, and have a few artifacts seen from the lower bitrate and compression.

Bottom Line

An oldie but goodie; just don't expect a ton from this older site.

This one is a tough call. Captain Stabbin is a mainstay in the reality world, but it's been dormant for over two years at this point. There's a ton of content, a great network, and surprisingly lots of options for both navigation and downloads since their recent makeover. From there though, it only gets worse. The haven't updated in years which means the quality is definitely lagging, and you can't expect anything new of course. I think it's cool to have it here to check out, but it's more of a good network addition, or maybe a two month join or so (depending how fast you can jack to all this stuff). While it was groundbreaking a few years ago, it's a little more mainstream now, and the lack of new content doesn't help either.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable exclusive hardcore scenes featuring girls getting fucked on a boat, usually with some nice anal action.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 9
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 6.2MB/sec.
Browser: 3.0MB/sec.
(102MB video, 50Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: 100% exclusive.
My Opinion: Yes, they shoot all their own content here.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~75KB
ZIP = ~15MB
WMV = ~350MB
MP4 = ~400MB
MP4 (mobile) = ~175MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
No HD quality videos.

Live Cams: 
Four girls do 2-3 shows per week for the network.

Logging In: 
Basic browser login box.
Videos don't require pw.

Model Appearance: 
Mix of models, mostly white.
Amateur to semi-pro.
Body types usually thin and hot.

Model Info: 
256 models total.
Ages 18-30.

Other Content: 
3rd party feeds.

Other Details: 
Little to no condoms.
No music in most videos.
A few banner ads.

Pic Details: 
Semi-pro photography.
Some airbrushing possible.
Good lighting, bright colors.
Mostly outdoors.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 800 x 530
Archives = 640 x 480
Sizes vary a little.

Streaming Player: 
Large flash and WMV player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
3-5 second buffer.
Smooth playback.
Excellent quality.
Film strip navigation (Flash only).

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
No updates since 2008.

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