OFFICIAL
79.2
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
6.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
56.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
12.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
7.7 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
7.7 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Nice content.
2. Network is still growing.
1. Updates are tough to figure out.
2. A bit difficult to get around.
3. Non-exclusive content it seems.
"The network's pretty good all around, but I wanna join their pimp club dammit!" |
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We love networks here at The Best Porn, and why wouldn't we. For the price of a regular membership, you get numerous member's areas included. The only real problem comes in if they built the network from the start knowing they were going to make several small crappy sites, in which case it's not really worth it. Hopefully the United Pimp network doesn't fall into that category, since that's what we're looking at today. With a cool name like that, how could it not be a good site?
It seems they offer six sites currently with your membership, with each site being in a unique niche. They have interracial, anal, ass-to-mouth (woohoo!), creampies, oral, and big dick it looks like. I'm not really sure if these are reality sites, or just regular porn, so it'll be interesting to see. They don't seem to have any "tricks" which are so characteristic of reality porn these days.
First off, I wish they'd make it so you don't have to enter your password a bunch of times. But as it is, each site you go to needs you to type all the info in again - quite annoying. Anyhow, choose a site and you're on your way. The sites are very simple overall, I actually wish there were more graphics around to spruce them up a bit. Hit their "video" or "theater" sections to find the actual episodes.
Most all of them come with screen caps, which are fine for a preview of the video. Some of the sites also have extra digital photographs (not their own) in case you're really into pictures. But the good stuff comes in the form of videos. They have four options to watch the videos, three of which are Windows Media videos in varying quality, and the fourth is an XviD option, which takes forever to download (at only 80KB/sec.) with huge download sizes. Still, this is the best bet if you're looking for the highest-quality.
The videos actually look pretty decent, especially the XviD download. The highest Windows Media one is about 512k, and the size varies a bit (320x240 to 480x360 is what I saw). The XviD is way up at almost 1,000k, and looks awesome. Most of the videos aren't really reality, they just have a short interview followed by some fucking. The scenes are decent, although it doesn't appear that they have exclusive content here.
They have a few extras listed, which are really worthless after you've been looking at all of their content. The network is priced pretty good at $25 a month, which is definitely on the cheap side for networks. About the only thing that concerns me is the update schedule, of which there usually is none. Two of the sites have dates listed, one's last update was almost a month ago, and the other stopped updating three months ago. Most of their sites are on the smaller side as well, which worries me. Overall, the stuff they have up is decent. It's not reality porn, but it might be a good thing to have a break from it once in a while. It's worth a look, but definitely keep an eye out for new scenes when deciding whether to stick around or not.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 06-27-06 |
I keep waiting for my invite to join these guys as a pimp but it just never comes. Their site, United Pimps Network, seems to be running smoothly from what I can tell. They raised the price to $30 a month which is a bad way to start a review, but they also added two more sites in the meantime which is nice to see. They're very small for now, but hopefully they can grow in time. Otherwise, it's tough to tell what's new on their sites since there isn't any update schedule or anything, but it seems like things are going rather smoothly here overall. Now if they'd only go 100% exclusive content I think we'd be set!
Score decreased from 79.7 to 79.2.
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