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Content
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| Quality : |
15.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
15.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
6.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
56.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
7.7 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
7.7 / 10 |
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As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Lots of models and videos.
2. All exclusive content.
3. Site is still growing.
1. Quality could be better.
2. Lacks personality.
3. Not sure how often updates come.
4. Could use a refresher all around.
"A decent and very large site here, though it's been the same for a while and could use an upgrade." |
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Tony's casting couch is another reality site, but instead of being about people, it's about couches!! This follows the story of Tony's couch as it is first made, and then shipped out to its new owner. The couch secretly lures other couches back to its apartment so it can score with them, all the while video taping it. It's actually quite amazing as I didn't even know they could talk or anything. Unfortunately the couch was unable to convince even one other couch to go back to his place, so instead it filmed regular guys and gals having sex all over the place instead. Although the couch is sad that it hasn't gotten any in years, it's also quite happy seeing all the joy the others have while fucking like rabbits.
Well... sorta at least. Tony gets chicks back to his place without the use of any gimmicks that we see, and then films them fucking and sucking for their pleasure. In the member's area, you basically browse around by model, of which there are quite a few. Each model then has separate photo and video sets available, usually with some kind of hardcore action involved.
Checking out the photo sets, don't be confused as there are two types. There are screen caps from the videos, and then there are the actual photosets. Right now I'm going to look at the real photos, just so you know where I'm at. The pictures pretty good quality amateur-type stuff. They are good sized around 1000x700. They are also pretty large sets, especially when you're browsing 12 pics at a time which is how they have it setup.
The videos are the main content of the site, though, so I'm just going to jump straight to those now :) Each scene is broken up into smaller clips, and you get a thumb preview of each. As I said earlier, they also offer screen caps of the vids which are 720x480. The clips themselves are abount 320x240, Windows Media clips encoded at 400kbps. They look good, nothing really stands out one way or another. They are a step above a lot of the reality videos out there now quality wise, but there's a lot less movement too which might help them out.
Other than that, there's not much more to the site. Updates come quite a few times each week, about five or so. The one thing missing is a personality, or some variety from the shoots. While the model changes, there just wasn't much else to differentiate each scene. $30 is always a bit high in my opinion for a site, but at least you get a decent amount of exclusive stuff for your money here. I like the site in that there's not too much wrong, but it just doesn't stand out as a clear winner above the rest for some reason. Perhaps in time, the type of shoots will grow and change to something that entertains me a bit more, which would definitely help. Overall, I like it enough, but there's something holding it back that I can't quite figure out. Maybe next time :)
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 11-24-04 |
Welcome to next time, hopefully I can figure out, or they've fixed, whatever problem I had with the site last time that I couldn't quite put my finger on. The site looks a bit different than I remember, so it must have gone through a redesign sometime in there.
Otherwise, the content looks like more of the same. They don't post dates in here, so I'm not sure how often updates have been coming. The Windows Media videos don't stream for some reason, they download only (which is pretty odd). You also get access to a few other sites they've networked up with, which makes the site even larger. I think that's the most helpful addition here, since it'll give you access to a variety of content with a single membership.
Score remains at 84.1.
| 2nd Follow-Up Review |
Review: 04-03-06 |
Business as usual for Tony and his couch it seems, and this time it might hurt them a bit unfortunately. I think I'm ready for some changes around here - better quality, a new site, etc. There's new content here of course, though we still don't know how often they update overall, and it's a little tough to count it as most girls have more than one video available. There's some good stuff here still, but I think they need to step things up a bit and set themselves apart from other similar (older) sites now.
Score decreased from 84.1 to 80.7.
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