OFFICIAL
75.0
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
15.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
11.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
54.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
1.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
11.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
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As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Unique reality episodes.
2. Insane performers.
1. Skanky chicks.
2. Poor site design.
"Habib brings porn to the hood complete with hookers, crack whores, & drunks." |
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Habib is right on the mark when he says this isn't your typical reality porn site. The difference between this and most other reality sites is kind of like the difference between a Broadway production and a high school play. I'm not saying Habib's stuff is bad, actually I think he's accomplishes what he sets out to do. About the only way I can describe the content is to use the old adage that it's like looking at a bad car accident in that you know it'd be better not to look but you can't turn away. His shoots combine whores, strippers, junkies, bums, and other aspects of life in the hood to create a finished product that is one of the strangest porn sites I've run across. My personal favorite is a girl whose bedroom wall is covered with the dozens of cloth slips from all the bottles of Crown Royal that she's finished off. Sounds like one classy lady, eh?
Of course the overall objective here is banging chicks although a lot of time is spent on other intros and episode endings. The main hardcore movies are in a section called Habib's Amateur Videos. I'm quite impressed with the number of videos he's completed, there over 50. Each has a short write up to set the scenes and the movies often contain a lot of craziness besides actual sex. Personally this movies do nothing for me as far as the sex goes simply because these are seriously skanky and/or fat girls. I was much more entertained by the shenanigans of the girls, Habib, and his insane friends. Man, what a group of bizarre characters. A separate section called Habib's Hood Videos is more a crazy variety of shoots featuring all sorts of wacky stuff like strip clubs, comedians, and people hanging out on the street.
The video quality is average but more than that it is the herky-jerky camera motion that needs to be improved. Habib shoots raw footage in apartments and on the street, still he needs to improve the camera skills. Each episode is broken into about 2-4 clips and the length varies for each. Downloading and streaming the clips is straightforward and I had no troubles there.
The site also has pictures (from the videos), a blog, some music stuff, and some additional hardcore scenes. The site design is as rough-around-the-edges the movies. It's not hard to browse the episodes but I'd still like to see a sharper looking overall design. Unless you're into ghetto whores and trailer trash broads than Habib's collection is more likely to make you laugh than turn you on. Updates come in the form of a new episode about every week so it appears Habib is still working on more hood experiences. Judging from the amount of time he spends laughing behind the camera he'll probably keep at it for some time.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 08-08-06 |
Since our initial review the Habib Show has gone offline for a few months and now it's back. He's been keeping his blog up to date with regular entries including one that announced his and his site's return. The number of videos has increased but the basic concept of him banging "hood" girls and doing other rough-around-the-edges amateur shoots remains the same. The rough site design and average looking videos remain as negatives although I did notice some full-movie download files in addition to clips on a few episodes. Habib is still a wacky dude with an insane site.
Score increased from 70.9 to 71.9.
| 2nd Follow-Up Review |
Review: 03-22-07 |
The last follow-up we wrote about Habib's site it came on the heels of the site coming back online after some down time. Since then they've steadily built up more content and now have 120+ episodes. The blog has regular entries as well so things seem to be rolling along at a steady pace. The girls and concept have held steady with "ho bag" type girls appearing in the movies. A while back they began adding full-movie files along with the clips which makes the downloading more user-friendly. This remains a very raw and amateurish reality porn site.
Score increased from 71.9 to 75.0.
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