OFFICIAL
77.7
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
55.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
7.7 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
7.7 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 12-16-04 |
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1. Nice network included.
2. Videos look pretty good.
1. Lacked personality for me at times.
2. Photo galleries are a bit out of place.
"A decent anal (to mouth) site with a good network behind it as well." |
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Hey, with today's site you can actually call it "The ATM Machine" and not be grammatically incorrect. ATM usually means automated teller machine, which gives you your cash from the bank for the most part, and it would be redundant to say automated teller machine machine. Here, though, the ATM machine is a whole different beast. I know I for one enjoy ass-fucking a girl and then making her suck it to taste her own ass juice. Okay, I have to admin I've never really done that before, but I've jerked off to the thought plenty of times.
The whole site today is based on that premise, so if you're into freaky stuff like that you should have a good time here. The site costs a bit under $25 a month, and gets you access to the United Pimps Network at no additional charge. Once inside, you'll have to get around the superfluous links (of which there aren't too many) and you're on your way.
There doesn't seem to be a set update schedule, which is weird, but new material comes in a couple times a week normally. I went to check out the photo galleries first, and was disappointed to see it's not a very exciting section. There are no dates and no info about any of them, and they seem to be just random purchased content. It doesn't even seem that all of them have anal content going on, just generic hardcore at times. Quality ranges from decent to not-so-good depending on the set with 800x600 being the average picture size.
The video section is where most of the fun is at. They come in a few viewing options, including three Windows Media options and an XviD download as well. I like the highest-quality Windows Media file for ease of use mostly, which comes in at 480x320 and 640kbps. Their hefty XviD files take a long time to download (10-15 minutes if you're lucky) but supposedly have the best quality, and after finally watching some I have to agree. The wait for the download is a painful one, but the videos are a bit clearer and just look better overall. Lots of crazy hardcore action going on here.
You get access to a few other member's areas which is obviously good for times in between updates. Overall it's not too bad of a site, if maybe a little plain. What you do get is decent-looking hardcore videos (of the anal variety obviously) for a monthly price that's not too bad. The other sites in the network round out the content a bit, and the only thing I'd really like to see is the site continue to grow!
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