OFFICIAL
75.5
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
18.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
11.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
4.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
54.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
6.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 06-07-06 |
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1. Exclusive, hardcore content.
2. Quality is good here.
1. Could use some growth.
2. Updates may not be coming (much).
3. A bit expensive, especially for what you get.
4. Could use another video type.
"Just too expensive for too little right now, though the videos are fun and look good." |
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Teach My Ass is a pretty clear title as to what this site is going to be all about. This guy supposedly teaches 18-20 year old girls how to have anal sex for the first time. If you take a look at some of the things they stuff inside them though, you have to wonder just how true this anal virgin story really is. They charge a whopping $30 a month which is definitely high, though that gets you access to three other member's areas as well.
The goods:
- Exclusive, hardcore content. It seems to be all exclusive material which is a big plus, and of course we're dealing with ass fucking here so it's pretty damn hardcore overall. They stick with their theme nicely and the scenes are pretty entertaining.
- Quality is decent. It's at least on par with a lot of the newer sites out there these days, and definitely better than some of the older sites that haven't ever upgraded. Videos are well-lit and mostly clear (though there's always room for improvement), and pictures (when available) look decent as well.
The bads:
- Could use some growth. I had this same comment last time, so I don't think they're growing as quick as they should be (especially with their high price tag). There are only 32 episodes up right now in the video section, and only half of those have picture galleries with them. For $30, I'd say this is too little for now still.
- Updates aren't dated. I can't imagine they're coming too often either with the small numbers they're still showing. We have no idea if or when updates come, and again at that high price tag I think we deserve some regular, dated updates.
- Could use another video type. They have some nice options here including clips or full scenes, and four different quality options. However, I wouldn't mind seeing an MPG or Quicktime video added to round things out a bit.
- A bit expensive, especially for what you get. $30 is high for most any site, so when you consider that they don't have a ton to see here and don't seem to be growing too much, I think it's an even worse deal.
Conclusion:
I'm sure you know where I'm headed here for now. What they have is nice, but I just don't think it's worth it right now. If the site were brand new and updating regularly, we'd have a different story here; but they have been online for a while now, and their small collection is still a big problem, especially when you consider the price tag. We'll need regular updates here to get things back on track, which unfortunately should be a given but evidently not at Teach My Ass.
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