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Content
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| Quality : |
20.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
10.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
14.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
6.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
58.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
8.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 09-23-08 |
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1. Crazy unique content.
2. Videos look awesome (1080p HD).
3. Similar network sites included.
1. Needs growth.
2. Updates are a bit slow.
3. Expensive.
"Though it's a bit on the small side with slow updates, the content and quality here are outstanding." |
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Get ready for some crazy action, because Swirlie Girls is up for review today. Swirlie Girls pits woman vs. man and toilet, and I'll give you a spoiler here, man and toilet always win. It's part of The Hardcore Network, and this site in particular definitely lives up to that definition I'd say. The content is all exclusive (it has to be for this stuff), and of course gets you access to the full network. It's not cheap at $35 a month, but you get some pretty crazy content for your cash here at least.
The goods:
- Crazy unique content. You won't find this stuff on too many sites out there, if at all. These girls are made to lick toilets, dunk their heads in, and then get fucked and gagged on long cocks to top it all off. It's definitely unique.
- Videos look awesome (1080p HD). The videos here are shot in high definition, FULL HD at 1920x1080 and look just awesome. They are probably some of the best videos you'll see online right now, and really make the cum stains and toilet features stand out on your computer screen nicely.
- Similar network sites included. Their network has quite a few other similar hardcore sites that you get access to for keeping busy in between updates. It's expensive here, so take advantage of the extras you get.
The bads:
- Needs growth. There are only 23 scenes online currently, which isn't a ton of content here. Updates come a bit slow, so it'll take a while for the numbers to really get going unfortunately.
- Updates are a bit slow. They come fairly regularly, but it's definitely less than weekly overall which isn't good. It's already a small site as it is, so the slow updates do nothing to help that along.
- Expensive. It's $35 a month to join here, which is more than most sites we look at. Granted they do provide some pretty unique content and a whole network full of crazy hardcore stuff, so at least they do their best to make it worth your while.
Conclusion:
The content here at Swirlie Girls is one of a kind, and the 1080p HD videos make it stand out that much more. The lack of content is a big issue, as are the slower updates here. If they got those two things in order, this site would be on the fast track to a really high score. For now, enjoy the awesome content and quality, and maybe give it some time to grow here too.
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