OFFICIAL
79.0
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
20.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
10.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
6.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
57.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
8.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Maggie |
Initial Review: 09-25-08 |
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1. Exclusive content.
2. Network access.
3. Very high quality videos.
1. Too expensive.
2. Small collection.
3. Updates could be more frequent.
"It's a little nasty, but these high quality videos deserve a look." |
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Just when I think I’ve seen everything the porn world could possibly offer, along comes a site like Swirlie Girls. Taking nasty to a whole new level, Swirlie Girls presents hardcore pictures and videos of girls licking toilet seats, sucking and fucking a cock, and then getting their faces and heads flushed in the toilet. I have only one word: Why???
The Goods –
The content here is definitely original! I’ve seen toilets used in watersports scenes and some fucking being done on toilets but I’m not sure I’ve seen chicks actually licking toilets before. You’re certainly not going to see this stuff anywhere else.
The videos look great. They’re wmvs that are offered in three quality settings, up to 3500k. They’re also huge at 1440x1080. Even the photos looked good, at 1400x1050 and again sharp and colorful. This is an all-around great-looking collection of toilet scenes (now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say).
Members of Swirlie Girls get access to 17 additional sites in The Hardcore Network. Themes include virgins, matures, cumshots, Asians, and lesbians, along with girls drinking smoothies that they blended in their asses. The fun doesn’t stop on The Hardcore Network!
The Bads –
Membership is expensive. It’ll cost you $35 a month to be a member of Swirlie Girls. They’ll get by with that price because of the original concept and network access, but it’s still awfully high.
The collection is quite small. There are currently just 22 scenes with 3,477 photos online. You’ll get through this collection in no time at all.
Updates don’t come often enough. Clearly, this is the reason the site is still so small. It looks like a new scene is added 2-3 times a month. Updates are posted on the main member’s page, but there’s no telling when anything new will be added.
Conclusion –
If the thought of hot models getting their heads flushed down the toilet turns you on, look no further than Swirlie Girls. For the other 99.999% of the world, however, I’d imagine you’ll need a little more than that to get you off. Thankfully, the high quality videos and network access should help. This is an entertaining site and worth a look for the novelty factor, for sure.
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