OFFICIAL
78.5
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
15.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
10.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
1.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
58.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
12.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Access to 17 paysites.
2. Daily updates.
3. Original videos.
1. Limited content appeal.
2. Too expensive.
3. Broken links.
"This extreme network has too many annoyances to be worth the money." |
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The Sweet Network is a collection of thirteen hardcore websites covering some of the most extreme fetishes you can think of. And I do mean extreme. They've got pee drinking, anal baseball bat sex, needle punishment and more "normal" stuff like cumshots and deepthroats. If pretty girls with big boobs posing by a swimming pool is your idea of porn I suggest you keep moving on. This is some freaky action. I'll start with a rundown of each site to give you an idea of just how kinky this collection is.
Fisting Lessons - 48 models. Video, stills and vidcaps. Women are instructed in the fine art of fisting. Some of the scenes feature two girls fisting each other, others fist themselves. I watched one chick take a big wide flashlight and then the fat end of a baseball bat in her ass. Painful.
Max Hardcore Porn - 56 videos. Video and vidcaps. Streaming video only. It appears as though they do have still images but the gallery link to them is currently broken. Max is an older pervert who stars in and produces the most hardcore porn you could imagine. He advertises "face drenching cumshots," "gagging deep throat acting," "full anal penetration," and "fisting, pissing and more."
Abbraxa Porn - 31 scenes. Video and vidcaps. Streaming video only. Abbraxa is a hardcore amateur who takes kinky to the next level. She says she is a "fist and piss goddess" and her videos feature that and more. 3 way fisting, anal fisting, self-fisting, 69 fisting, bizarre object insertions, and indoor and outdoor peeing are a few examples of what you'll see in Abbraxa's videos.
Jake Busts Nuts - 41 models. Video, stills and vidcaps. Jake finds girls on the street or in other random places and has sex with them. This site is more reality in style. The acting, for the most part, is pretty bad. I'd just go straight to the sex scenes and skip the awkwardly portrayed introductions.
Peelover - 67 models. Videos, stills and vidcaps. Speculums, catheters, pee drinking (from containers and straight out of another person) as well as "softer" pee fetishes like voyeur and panty pissing are what you'll find here. This site was actually the easiest to browse with some categories and limited page errors. I gagged a few times at the pictures alone of the girls chugging urine.
Sweet Auditions - 38 models. Videos, stills and vidcaps. These are the "audition tapes" of the women who wanted to appear on their other sites like Fisting Lessons. The audition typically involves a very short interview followed by lots of nasty sex.
Sado Slaves - 138 models. Videos, stills and vidcaps. Some older dude with an English accent tortures young women using clothespins, rope bondage, whips and more.
The Dirty Old Man - 114 models. Mostly streaming video. Mike is a dirty old man who picks up young chicks who need money and screws them.
Buttcam - 120 models. Mostly streaming video. This site had the most page loading problems. Here, a dildo mounted camera is used on models' asses. Lots of close up shots.
Miss Pain - 68 scenes. Videos and vidcaps. Video is streaming only. The scenes are divided by Female Slaves and Male Slaves, with the Male Slaves section being four times as large. The slaves are humiliated and punished with needles, spankings, floggings, hot wax, and whips. Miss Pain also keeps a journal but it was last updated in May of 2003.
Angels of Porn Video - 15 models. Videos and vidcaps. Cute young models get fucked on camera. This is probably the most "normal" site in the network.
Intermixed - 16 models. Videos and vidcaps. Young white girls are pounded by big black cocks.
Sweetloads - 78 models. Videos and vidcaps. Sweet Loads is filmed from the perspective of Steve Sweet, a big-dicked bastard who gets fucked and sucked by the freshest amateurs around. Here you'll find blowjobs and facials filmed from the dude's perspective. This is the oldest site in the bunch and the content quality reflects that.
As you can tell from the included sites, this is an extremely extreme network of sites. The language is as hardcore (and offensive) as some of the content. The models are called cunt, whore, bitch, fuck bag, twat and slut and these terms are usually preceeded by dumb, ditzy, nasty, dirty, loose, or stinky. One woman was referred to as a huge cow. No matter how hardcore a site is, I personally don't see the need for such degredation and disrepect. However, if you do enjoy this kind of humiliating dialogue, Sweet Network will surely be right up your alley.
Except for the five sites I've indicated above, video is offered in both streaming and download. Each video has a low and high quality option and some of the sites also offer video in both Quicktime and Windows Media (as opposed to just Windows Media). Streaming at high quality (300k) is a good option for quickly checking out which files you'd like to download (I'd skip the low quality stream all together - it's only 39k!). The video is clear enough, but it's in your browser so you're stuck with their small window. You're much better off going straight for the downloads. The downloaded movies also play at 300k but you'd think it was higher. They're 320 x 240 in size but you can double that no problem. The videos are fine for a network like this. There is no real update schedule but each site seems to be updated around once a month. With thirteen sites this works out to several new updates each week.
The videos are the main content here, though there are a few other features you might want to check out. There is the usual collection of third party content like games, live feeds, photos and ezines, plus many of the sites also include still photographs and all contain vidcaps. The pictures aren't really very remarkable. They're 575x431 in size and can almost be confused for the vidcaps. Most of the time they're pretty blurry, having just been snapped during video filming. Considering I got a blank page on every other picture I clicked on, I'd skip the pics completely. Speaking of which, though the network layout is easy to browse, I found myself very frustrated when visiting the included sites. I found pages not fully loading, broken links, database errors, broken images, coming soon notices, and many pages just loaded too slowly. I have never seen a member's area so irritatingly full of problems. It was almost to the point that any sort of enjoyment I might have had on this network was obscured by the frustration of pages not fully loading.
To sum up, I was less than impressed with the Sweet Network. Aside from my obvious dislike of the navigation, I found the pictures useless, the varying video options annoying, and the price simply too high at $35 a month. The video quality was fine but nothing to write home about. This is one I would have to pass on and unless you're a sadomasochist who enjoys watching the pain of others while you yourself suffer the agony of navigation, I suggest you do the same.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 03-02-06 |
It's been nearly two years since our last visit to the dirty world of the Sweet Network and the collection has seen some growth in that time. There are now 17 sites included, up from 13. The new sites explore the themes of spanking, watersports, and the very usual It's Just Chocolate has girls playing with chocolate in scenarios that make it look like they're playing with poop. Not my cup of tea but at least they're trying new things. New scenes are added to the network daily and they make it easy to see which site has been updated most recently. Because of this aggressive update schedule, some of these sites are getting quite large. I've got to give credit where credit is due. The Sweet Network may be too extreme for my taste but they deliver daily updates of unique, original videos that anyone with a little extra kink in them will want to check out.
Score increased from 72.8 to 78.5.
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