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Content
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| Quality : |
19.5 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
7.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
3.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
51.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 07-22-08 |
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1. HD videos look great.
2. Exclusive content.
1. Very small site.
2. Doesn't update.
3. Expensive.
"I love the videos here, but there's really hardly anything to see, and no hope for updates." |
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Swallow Newbies is up for review today, and I don't generally care if they are newbies or old-timers, as long as they swallow. Too many girls these days cop out on the swallowing, and that makes me sad every day. The site boasts high definition videos, exclusive content, and of course a big fat load in her mouth at the end of every scene. Membership isn't cheap at $30 a month, but it does at least get you access to a pretty large network for the price.
The goods:
- HD videos look great. I'll never get sick of this whole high definition thing. I think the only thing that'll out-perform it is when they have full on 3D virtual reality movies in the future, such as in Minority Report or something. The videos look awesome; enough said.
- Exclusive content. Everything here seems to be exclusive. Thank god it is, as there's not a lot to see.
The bads:
- Very small site. They have just nine scenes online currently, which is hardly anything. Granted they give you network access, but still, if you're here for Swallow Newbies, expect to blaze through this stuff in just a few jackoff sessions.
- Doesn't update. There have been no updates in months, so I can't expect that they'll start them up again anytime soon. It's too bad too, since they are badly needed.
- Expensive. $30 is a lot to pay for a paysite, let alone one that has hardly any content and isn't updating. The network access helps, but again, maybe we're only interested in these girls who swallow, in which case we're screwed.
Conclusion:
There's not a ton to write about Swallow Newbies since there just isn't much here. The videos look great, and they're exclusive, but that's about where the fun is. I guess it's an okay addition to the already large network, but that's all I'd call it. With such little content and no hope for updates, I can't really recommend this one on its own.
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