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Content
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| Quality : |
17.5 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
9.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
4.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
52.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.0 / 10 |
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1. Access to 41+ other sites.
2. Video is good quality.
1. Not a whole lot of content on it's own.
2. No longer updating.
"It must be hard finding gimmicks for this site. Maybe that's why it's no longer updated." |
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The Porn Jackass Pledge: We at Porn Jackass pledge allegiance to our perverted fans around the entire world, to do our very best to reveal these wacky whores as nothing but sexual objects to mock for our own amusement. To that end, we will shoot a bunch of scenes where these girls are having the time of their lives being treated like total jackasses and acting like complete morons....The Porn Jackass Crew.
Alright! The Jackasses of Porn over at PornJackass.com promise "cunning stunts", performed by "cunning stunts". For $33.95 per month members will get access to the 27+ Porn Jackass videos here as well as 17+ other sites listed with the Meat Members Network of sites, a Network that I whole heartedly suggest to those of you who are interested in the more extreme acts of porn, animalistic sex, and overall perverted behaviors (hehe). Here's what I had to say about this site back in May when we reviewed the complete Meat Members Network:
For those of you who are familiar with the TV show on MTV called Jackass, this is something like that. Only these are crazy chicks that get naked and do fucked up stuff. You'll find episodes here featuring stunts like cock roulette, porno paintball, radio rampage, sex on skate boards, anal bottle rockets, pranks and more. 15+ episodes. Definitely a clever site.
All videos are listed as episodes, along with preview pictures, access to the video caps, as well as a few different options for viewing the videos. Normally your choices are between high (330-532k) and low (56-200k) bandwidth MPEG or Windows Media files, with the MPEG files offering the best in quality and the longest download times. The quality of the videos is actually pretty good, especially for the high speed connection files which range from just above average to some pretty decent quality streams. The videos are not broken down into clips but play as a whole, which I enjoyed, so for those of you on lower connections, you might want to right click and "save as" and download the videos. Since the pictures are merely screen caps for each, the quality of them ranges quite a bit but is usually fairly poor, although average in size.
When it comes to the content, at least lately, I have to admit that I wasn't really all that into it. Watching some naked chick in heals, knee pads and a helmet destroy a toaster oven with a baseball bat wasn't really getting the juiced flowin', if you know what I mean; where's the sex, the masturbation, the blowjobs?! But I digress, that's only the latest 2 episodes that are like that. There are other fun things here like "messy (but fun) cooking", where some weird concoction of ingredients (flower and maple syrup) turns into a blowjob frenzy. Other episodes feature night vision blowjobs, sex in public and more. I may be more partial to the hardcore types of content than the others, but I really enjoy this Network. Porn Jackass may not be my favorite site here, but I definitely think that a lot of the sites that you'll get with your membership here are worth what you'll fork out for them!
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 01-10-07 |
I find it quite ironic that I wrote the bottom line that I wrote for Porn Jackass last time we were here ("It must be hard finding gimmicks for this site"), which has been just over 2 years now. I guess it was, in fact, extremely hard to find gimmicks for the site since, according to my count, not a single video has been added since our last look inside the members area. This is a major disappointment for a girl who really enjoyed the Meat Members Network of sites, including this one. Certainly the $29.95 per month price tag is way too high for this site alone, but you do get access to another 41+ sites with your membership. I just hope this lack of updates isn't prevalent throughout the Network like I'm afraid it is. With so many sites offered, I can't imagine it's easy to keep new things being added to each all the time.
Score decreased from 77.6 to 73.5.
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