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Content
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| Quality : |
15.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
11.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
3.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
50.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
8.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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1. Different content than the norm.
2. Good network of sites.
1. No longer updating.
2. Site is on the expensive side.
3. Video download speed was slow.
4. Too small.
"While not necessarily porn all the time, it's a good change from the norm once in a while." |
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I'm always at least mildly interested when I see we're looking at a site from the Meat Members network, because their sites are usually so over the top. I'm sure today's will be no exception, with the title of Porn Jackass I'm sure we'll be seeing some wild antics. It's a bit hard to tell what you'll see by looking at the tour since it looks like any other reality site out there. $34 gets you in the door (boo for high membership prices), and you're on your way.
Once you find your way through the network homepage to the Porn Jackass area, you're ready to go. They don't mess around with too much BS in the way, they just list their content straight off the bat. You'll find links to pictures, video download links, and some preview thumbs and a description there. It's all pretty straightforward. The only thing that surprised me is how bad the design was in the member's area compared to the tour - it was a night and day difference.
Their pictures aren't much fun, mostly because they're just screen caps. You miss out on the funny aspects of the content. It's good to check out a chick before you watch the whole video, but that's about it. They range from 350x240 to 640x480 depending on the episode. Do yourself a favor though and jump into the videos right away instead.
Videos come in clips for the most part, and have high- and low-quality versions of both Windows Media Video and MPG. The WMV are quicker to play, but the MPG's supposedly look better. For quality, the WMV are just okay, even though the specs sound decent: 320x240 and 500kbps+. I'd put it just under par of most reality videos quality-wise. The MPG's do take a while to load, mostly due to slow server speeds (the current clip I'm downloading is taking 12 minutes or so), they also look a bit better. They're coming in at 1000kbps, and you can see the difference. If you can wait for the download (or if your player streams them), I'd recommend them over the others.
As far as their episodes, you'll probably either love them or hate them. Only about half of them or so contain actual hardcore sex acts, while the rest at least have some kind of nudity usually. The latest two scenes are pretty indicative of what you'll find on the site: the first is some girl who gets naked and smashes a microwave with a bat, while the other involves a girl barely attempting to cook, getting messy and having all kinds of sex. It's a random mix of stupid antics on film with some skin thrown in there. I enjoyed some of them, but can see where others would find it not so fun.
I'm not sure how often they update since they don't date the episodes, but the last update was almost two weeks ago now which doesn't look great. The site is a bit expensive, but the network as a whole is pretty entertaining. Porn Jackass is a good site to have in there, but on its own I'm not sure how long I'd stay. For sure I'd like to see more regular updates, a member's area redesign (at least to keep it in line with the tour), and a faster server available for downloading.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 01-11-07 |
Wow, there's really not much of anything new here at all. The price went down to $30 a month, and you still get access to the Meat Members network of sites, but that's about the only good news. They seemed to have stop updating Porn Jackass altogether unfortunately, and remaining stuck at 28 episodes for a $30 a month site isn't a good place to be. It was fun while it lasted, but if it's been abandoned, there's no need to stick around this place too long.
Score decreased from 76.4 to 71.5.
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