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Content
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| Quality : |
16.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
10.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
4.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
50.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
9.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
6.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Network access.
2. Unique exclusive content.
1. Not completely porn.
2. Small collection.
3. No longer updating.
"I really recommend at least 3 shots of hard liquor to actually enjoy this site." |
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I'm sure we're all familiar with that MTV show Jackass. You know that show where they crash golfcarts, get kicked in the balls, and jump off of buildings just for the hell of it? Wouldn't it be great if they got naked chicks to do the stunts? Well, welcome to Porn Jackass. I love the tagline of "cunning stunts by stunning cunts." The site is part of the Meat Members Network so you can expect the same degrading humiliation but this time with a touch of humor.
The videos here are a little bit odd. The first one I watched had a naked girl beating the crap out of a microwave with a baseball bat. Browsing through the episodes that doesn't seem to be the only video involving nude rampages. Another naked chick beats up a copy machine while another tears apart a stereo. Then there is Vivica with her anal bottle rocket (that's gotta hurt!) and Kelly who puts herself in a cardboard box that is then, unbeknownst to her, taped up and pushed into a swimming pool. Another chick puts mousetraps on her nipples. I was beginning to understand the "jackass" part of the name but was waiting for the "porn" part to come into play. Thankfully there is some actual porn on this site. In fact, there are a good number of videos featuring fucking and sucking. Of course, it's not normal fucking and sucking. It's things like covering your dick in cheese whiz while two girls lick it off. It's having sex outdoors with nightvision goggles on. It's sex on rollerskates and cock roulette where two girls take turns sucking off a guy never knowing who will get the lucky load on her face. I got the distinct impression that whoever came up with these genius ideas had to have been drunk.
There are currently 27 episodes online with a new one added every week. That's a pretty small collection, even for a site of this unique nature. Each episode contains around ten minutes of video footage and 300 vidcaps. The video is really where the action is. Each scene is offered as both a WMV and MPG file and the newest scenes are available in both low (57k and 100k) and high (530k and 700k) quality. They note that the MPGs look better but take longer to download. I thought the WMVs looked just about as good and downloaded much faster so I'd recommend watching those. Video quality here is quite good; it's on par with what you'll find on some of the better reality sites. The half dozen nightvision clips obviously don't look as good as the regular videos but I suppose the fuzzy green glow is part of the fun of nightvision. The high quality clips can be enlarged to full screen and they only get a little pixelated. The low quality clips are pretty bad so I'd recommend having broadband or a lot of patience to get the most out of the site by watching the high quality movies.
As I mentioned before, Porn Jackass is part of the Meat Members network so users get access to seventeen other sites with their membership. All of their sites are equally or more extreme than Porn Jackass and offer similar hardcore video content, often with a reality theme. This is a very good sized network, especially considering that each site offers exclusive content. The availablity of this network to Porn Jackass members is a huge bonus and greatly increases the value of the site as it grows.
Porn Jackass plays its part well. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll wonder why on Earth anyone would do something that stupid, and you might even get off if you've got a thing for nightvision blowjobs. However, I'm not sure it's a strong enough site to compete as an individual pornsite. First off, the collection is very small. The videos aren't very long and you could probably go through the entire site very quickly. Second, there just isn't a lot of porn here. I couldn't imagine paying $34 a month to watch these morons run around hurting themselves. That said, when you consider that this is part of the Meat Members Network, the site gains a lot of appeal. Overall I will recommend this site as long as other network sites appeal to you, as well. After all, there will come a night when you're drunk and bored and in need of some dumb/gross/naked humor and Porn Jackass is a great site to have waiting for you in those times.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 01-09-07 |
I was both curious and a little afraid of what we'd see at Porn Jackass this visit, over two years since our initial review. Unfortunently, that quickly gave way to disappointment. The collection has grown by a whopping one video since then. It looks like the site is no longer being updated. As you'd expect then, nothing else on the actual site has changed. There is some good news, at least. You still get access to the Meat Members network and there are now an impressive 41 sites included. Plus, the price has dropped a bit to $30 a month. That's still way too much for Porn Jackass, but not a bad deal if you enjoy the rest of the network. On its own, Porn Jackass is a big let down, but as part of the network it's an entertaining addition.
Score decreased from 76.6 to 72.0.
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