OFFICIAL
65.0
worth a look |
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Content
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| Quality : |
16.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
7.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
10.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
5.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
3.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
45.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
6.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Duke |
Initial Review: 11-09-04 |
| Follow-Up Review(s): 01-09-07 |
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1. Some funny videos.
2. Network access.
1. Not a ton of content.
2. Many bland episodes.
3. No longer updating.
"There's a few clever videos, but I expected to laugh more and see crazier stunts." |
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Porn Jackass is part of Meat Members which is an awesome network with exclusive hardcore, reality, and fetish videos. The Meat guys’ specialty is humiliating the girls on camera. This site strays a bit from that formula and I find it much less entertaining than the others I've already reviewed (see Midnight Prowl & Piss Mops). And it's not that I don't get the concept, Porn Jackass is utterly stupid pranks designed to get a cheap laugh. In my opinion these guys are funny enough on their own when banging the chicks, pissing on them, or cruising around town; these gimmicks aren't necessary. I will admit a handful of these videos made me laugh, but the majority didn't do anything for me.
So what are the funny scenes? Well, everyone enjoys watching people hurt themselves for no good reason. There's a good video of a chick and a dude getting shot with a paint gun while naked. Those paint pellets are hard! Another has a chick snapping a mousetrap onto her nipples, and then some insane dude snaps it onto his balls. Another along the same lines involves human bowling with chicks on a skateboard type cart going head first into a bunch of boxes, but I didn't really like that one. Basically, low brow humor would be a step up from much of this stuff. A few other themes making up several episodes each include night vision sex, smashing appliances, and movie outtakes. The truth is crazier action can be found on the network's more mainstream hardcore sites like Meat Holes and Midnight Prowl. Night vision and outtakes just don't seem very Jackass-like if you know what I mean. A site like this should really focus on over the top pointless stunts, too much of this site's content strays from that concept.
Most Meat Member's sites have consistent video formatting including MPEGs and WMV files for each scene. Jackass is no different although the number of clips does vary from scene to scene since movie length varies so much. Some of the episodes are very short at just 2 minutes or so. The longer ones go 10 minutes or more. Quality is just fine; meat always has good video quality.
Episodes aren't dated on the pages but I did notice the year 2002 on several movies. That means the site's been around for at least a couple years and the total number of episodes is still just 27. The membership price of $33.95/mo is quite high for what's offered on Porn Jackass, but that's the standard price for every one of this company’s sites. It's still worth it though since members get access to Meat Members, one of the best hardcore networks around. My advice is to look at a Porn Jackass membership as a gateway to Meat Members; otherwise you'll be paying a lot for just a little content.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 01-09-07 |
It's been a while since our initial review of Porn Jackass. In fact the real Jackass dudes had enough time to make another movie, release it in theatres and get it out on DVD. Anyways there's just a little to report on here. The Meat Members guys lowered the price for all their sites (and network) to $29.95/mo which is a few bucks cheaper than before and more in line with what surfers expect.
Porn Jackass's content has remained stagnant. The number of episodes remains the same and I don't think they're updating the site any longer. More now than ever it's best to look at this site as a weird little side note to the Meat Members network as a whole. The site doesn't do well by itself and it appears these guys have moved on to other company projects.
Score decreased from 67.8 to 65.0.
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