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Content
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| Quality : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
9.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
10.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
4.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
54.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
9.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
4.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
4.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
18.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
8.1 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
8.1 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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| Editor: Vanessa |
Initial Review: 03-17-05 |
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1. Nice site design/navigation/download options.
2. 6 shows weekly.
3. Inexpensive.
1. Highest quality stream is only average.
2. Very softcore!
"Why not put some nakedness to your news..." |
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I'm not sure this is porn really, but what the hell! Naked News.com is exactly what it says; a news site full of hot chicks, naked, telling the news. Quite a concept it is too and nothing like I've ever reviewed, with about 10+ different "news cast" and over 400+ "episodes" (30-40 minutes) or newscasts, members can take enjoying the news at a whole other level for just $9.95 per month. I'm a little skeptical about how exciting this can really be overall, maybe a little entertaining in the way of silliness, but the site has been around for some time now so someone must be watching!
The members area here looks just like the tour menu-wise and there's a whole bunch of preference settings [Windows Media, Real Player, QuickTime/Dial-up (56k), Broadband (120k) & Full size (300k)] and menu options to choose from. A technical tour is provided, which is kind-of like a Naked News for Dummies; the girls aren't naked for this one. Checking out the now playing section, I find that 6 new programs are produced per week, with the newest being uploaded to the "current program" [continuous or segmented (International, Weather, Sports, etc.) stream] at 5pm EST Monday through Friday. Your weekend update is on Sunday at 11am EST and after the newest program is uploaded, it will be available for about 24 hours before it goes into the archives.
Now that we have an idea about how this all works what are the actual "programs" like? Well, you have you normal broadcast type material like International news, North American news, Sports, Weather, and Entertainment, Wheelz, etc. Like the TV news, they start with the "headlines" before running an intro and then the news is broadcasted. They even insert some of their own "news" like things coming soon to the site, improvements and more. The girls start fully clothed (usually sexyish outfits), maybe in a bra top or something like a cocktail dress. During their news story, each girl with slowly undress while she gives you the news. So how long does it take for them to get naked? Well, let's just say that by the end of their news story, the girls are either topless, in bra and underwear, or completely naked. And yes, they give a fill news report while holding a straight face. I have to admit, it was rather hard to concentrate on a story. And their stories are dead serious too, about world banks, the government, current events, sports, weather reports, etc. Are the girls great broadcasters? Not really, but they do well and even better, they do it naked.
Overall the Naked News website certainly is a novelty in itself and they do appear to do a good job giving the news. The girls go 1-2 at a time, taking turns giving stories and getting naked throughout. If you're looking for some "old news" the archives allows you to search through the broadcasts by date, anchor, segment, and more. I should mention that there are a total of at least 10+ anchors here, as well as 5+ more "guest anchors". A lot of them are super-hot babes and you can read their bios by clicking on their image at the bottom of the page, as well as check out a few hi-res quality pics of each of them. New and past programs are available for download using the same search features as the archived section, making for a well rounded site as far as viewing options go. I would like to see even better quality streams here, though, as 300k is simply about average if you ask me; something like a 700k stream would be nice. And although not entirely "porn", it is an interesting concept and I think that $10 bucks a month is worth it if you're own who wants to have a little fun with their news; but definitely it's not for every one.
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