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Content
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| Quality : |
18.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
15.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
4.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
62.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
9.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
8.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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| Editor: Duke |
Initial Review: 05-11-04 |
| Follow-Up Review(s): 04-02-05 |
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1. All original content.
2. Very hardcore nasty sex.
3. Good video quality.
1. Some sites w/ few episodes.
2. Rather high price.
"It's clear these guys didn't listen when they were told to treat women with respect." |
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On the surface Meat Members appears to be just like all the other reality networks. But in actuality the term "reality" might not be the best description for what Meat has to offer since only a couple of the 13 sites truly that format. The rest are more along the lines of exclusive hardcore movies. Instead of playing out some reality theme and staging a bunch of phony pick-ups, these guys' shtick is to treat the chicks like the complete whores. Exhibit A would have to be Meat Holes where these clowns put a lot of these broads through the ringer and have a good time while doing it.
Let me quickly go over the network layout. The Meat Member's main page is very easy to use. All the sites are simply listed in a column making it easy enough to jump between sites. Also included here are What's New, Trailers, Webmaster Favorites, and links to a Behind-the-Scenes section. All-in-all for a network of 13 different sites this page is a useful hub. The individual sites themselves seem to have undergone an overhaul during the last few months. The newer video episodes are laid out in a sharper and cleaner format than the older ones.
Meat Member's video quality is impressive. These vids are sharp and clear with the exception of some of the older scenes where the quality is only about average. The format choices are Windows Media and Mpegs (with occasional Real Player files). This stuff can be streamed or downloaded with the biggest annoyance being that most movies (especially newer ones) are only downloadable as clips. It's not possible to download a whole scene as one big file. Pictures do accompany many episodes but really Meat Members is strictly about the movies.
Here's a closer look at some of the most interesting sites:
Meat Holes - This is the epitome of treating the girls like garbage. These girls get called "dirty fucking shit whores" and worse. They get spit on, slapped, deep throated, forced to lick ass, and more. There are 57 episodes and it's a tour-de-force of using and demeaning women.
Frank Wank - One of the funnier sites on the network. Frank is a quack who dresses like a pimp and simply bangs whores who show up at his door on queue. This dude has 50 episodes and he seems to have a propensity for Asian ladies. It's a simple concept that makes for a pretty fun site.
Midnight Prowl - The network's most creative site and the closest thing to a reality site. Dudes cruise around with a chick and sometimes end up banging her themselves and other times they invite dudes they meet to lay the wood to the girl. Group sex, midget, and other crazy stuff is prevalent throughout. There's 39 episodes.
POV Pervert - This features Mike John, a wisecracker who bangs hot chicks and films it from his Point of View. Mike seems to enjoy his work and he's got a pretty good collection of hot looking ladies. Again, I was disappointed by the number of episodes, there's just 14.
Cum Farters - A nasty anal cumshot site. These are hardcore scenes that end with an anal cumshot which they proceed to squeeze back out. On the downside only eight episodes are currently available with the last update coming in March '04.
Cock Brutality - Basically these girls get banged hard and every way you want it. Some episodes are more extreme than others, but there's a good amount of group action and anal sex. A total of 14 episodes.
Piss Mops - With 53 episodes this is a lot of pissing. The chicks serve as human toilets getting drenched and even swallowing the piss. Without a doubt this is some of the nastiest fetish stuff Meat Members has to offer.
Porn Jackass - Stupid stuff like "cock roulette" where the chicks take turns sucking and whoever gets the cumshot is the winner. I will say I laughed a lot at the "Porno Paintball" and "Anal Bottle Rocket" scenes. Just 10 episodes.
Young Ripe & Ready, Blowjob Quickies, Teen Slam, and White Meat on Black Street round out the network and are more along the lines of straightforward hardcore. For some reason the tranny site Nuts on Sluts is also included (I'll never understand why companies throw in stuff like this). Even though some of the Meat Member's sites might be a bit short when it comes to number of episodes, they make up for it by offering extreme original content and complete network access. The $33.95 price is high but I must say these guys put a lot more effort into producing entertaining movies than most other sites. It's funny to ponder how much they actually pay these girls to participate in hell they put them through.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 04-02-05 |
Meat Members has continued to expand is collection of sites into more niches while always sticking to their overall theme of treating girls like complete whores. Gagging Whores is a deepthroating site, No Cum Dodging Allowed is cum swallowing, Whorgies is reverse gangbangs, and Real MILF Gangbang is a milf/mature site. Actually there are a total of 20 sites now so those are just some highlights. The new additions make this network better than ever although some of the newer sites have only a handful of episodes (10 or less) and a few older ones seem to go on without updates. They still are making regular additions to the big important sites like Meat Holes, Midnight Prowl, and Piss Mops.
The design has not changed nor has the price meaning this is still one of the more expensive networks around. Even so I still like what these guys give members, I can't think of a better collection of content for anyone who wants to see girls get banged hard in nasty down and dirty sex. The price doesn't seem so bad after you take into account that the content is still all exclusive, the video quality is excellent and all movies are fully downloadable.
Score increased from 87.6 to 88.0.
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