|
Content
|
| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
14.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
4.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
59.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
6.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
|
| Editor: Duke |
Initial Review: 01-07-05 |
| Follow-Up Review(s): 04-20-06 |
|
1. Dirty hardcore sex.
2. Very slutty girls.
3. Network access.
1. Some episodes w/ missing clips.
2. Average site design.
"With such dirty sex, the Meat guys certainly get their money's worth from these sluts." |
|
|
We've already reviews the Meat Members network and several of the included sites so I'm familiar with these guys' shtick. Their network consists of all exclusive video sites and Meat Holes seems to be the flagship site of the bunch. No reality concept is employed; Meat Holes is full of scenes where the girls are fucked like pieces of meat. The girls get degraded, demeaned, and called "piece of shit whores". Sure, a lot of porn sites feature hardcore screwing, but these guys take it to another level with their back-and-forth chatter with the girls along with rough sex.
Every scene begins with a back and forth intro between the cameraman and the girl. The guy is rather good at provoking and antagonizing the girls in order to make them squirm before the sex starts. Some of his underhanded sly comments are pretty funny especially when the girls don't even understand some of the slights. The actual sex is obviously dirty and hardcore, some of the things these guys do to the girls include spitting on them, whipping them, making them lick ass, and put dog bones in their mouths. The actual sex often involves more than one dude banging the girls and you can find bj's, mouth fucking, straight sex, anal, double penetration, and facials. During most shoots these guys certainly keep a level of intensity that's higher than most other porn scenes. The girls are real pros and do a fine job dealing with these guys and often times enjoy themselves.
WMV and MPEG are the video formats offered. Each movie comes in 2 or 3 WMV clips (high & low qualities) and anywhere from 4 to 7 MPEG files (also high & low qualities). Any of these can be streamed or downloaded. The high quality of either format produce a nice quality picture, the MPEGs are especially sharp. The low quality ones are significantly less impressive, but dial-up users might find them useful.
Like I said earlier, Meat Holes is one of the Meat Member network's oldest sites and there are currently (as of 1/7/05) 82 episodes. They're surprising long too; many are around 45 minutes long which ain't too shabby for a single scene. Members entering the site are directed straight into the network hub where it's necessary to find Meat Holes among the other sites. That's fine though, it lets you see right off the bat the many other sites the come with membership. It's one of the best networks around full of all exclusive videos. The one clear negative is the $33.95/mo price although even at that rate fans of dirty hardcore sex will find Meat Holes and the network worth the money.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 04-20-06 |
First things first, Meat Holes and all of the Meat Members sites have had they're prices adjusted a bit. They're down a few bucks which puts them in line with most top quality networks at $29.95/mo. The number of episodes has grown a bit to over 100 episodes but something weird seems to be going on with the clips. Many of the episodes are missing some of their clips. It's like certain portions of movies have been removed from the site. It's strange and very annoying. It's like some clips have just disappeared even though the rest of the episode remains on the site.
Score decreased from 84.1 to 82.5.
|
