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Content
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| Quality : |
20.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
7.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
4.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
53.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
12.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
7.3 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
7.3 / 10 |
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 05-26-05 |
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1. Server was fast.
2. Videos look very, very nice!
1. Site is very small still.
2. No updates in months.
3. Videos must be downloaded, can take time.
4. A bit difficult to get around.
"Great-looking videos are hurt by a small site, slow updates, and a high price." |
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I'm not quite sure what created this appeal of seeing chicks fucked by machines, but it's definitely a viable niche these days. For all of us who have no chance of ever really pleasing a woman, at least we have the brain power to create a machine that can take her to new heights in ecstasy. That is of course the premise behind Machine Maidens, where you can watch unsuspecting maidens fucked by a monster machine, all for only $30 a month. The price is a little high, but sometimes you can look past that for high-quality exclusive content like I hope to see inside.
The site is a little pink for my liking considering the focus on the machine here. Once you actually find the link to login to the site, all you have is a very simple text menu on the left to guide you. If you look closely, you'll notice that that menu is actually the same one from the free tour, which really does you no good.
Inside, the content is divided up by model. You can get info on the models in the free area, but they don't seem to give you any inside here. Once you pick a girl, you can check out whatever galleries she has available (either pictures or movies obviously). The pictures come in the form of 640x480 vidcaps, which doesn't do a whole lot of good unless you really like those. The video content should be where all the fun is at.
Videos come in two Windows Media Video versions, and a Quicktime version. For whatever reason, due to how they set their scripts up, you have to actually download the movies (without an option to start playing them as they're downloading). Their server is quick thankfully, but some of these files are hundreds of megabytes which can take a while anyway. When you do finally get one downloaded (10 minutes later), you'll be rewarded with a high-quality WMV at 640x480 and 1060kbps. The quality is obviously way up there, and look great even at full screen.
The videos here look good, and are fun to watch. Unfortunately that's about where the fun ends. The site is just so-so for getting around, and it looks like they don't update too often (the latest date I see is February, 2005). There's not much to see overall with only 14 scenes up right now, and the price is pretty high at $30 a month. With all the fun these girls seem to have, you'd think they'd be lining up to get fucked by the machine so the site could grow quicker here. Great-looking flicks, but unfortunately that's about all.
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