OFFICIAL
78.5
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
16.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
9.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
56.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 08-31-05 |
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1. Daily updates.
2. Good amount of scenes available.
3. Access to a few other sites.
1. Site is a bit plain/generic for me.
2. No full-scene video options.
3. Not 100% handjob content.
"There are some fine videos in this fine site that really didn't scare or impress me." |
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For some reason I thought today's site was going to feature gay content, but I was definitely wrong. Jerk Him Off is a pretty standard handjob site featuring chicks jerking dudes off. Maybe the word "him" had me in a male mind set prematurely. Anyhow, the tour is pretty straightforward, the price is pretty straightforward at $30, and this review will probably end up pretty straightforward if all goes according to plan here. Your membership gets you access to five other sites I believe, which is cool but not as big as some of these huge networks out there.
I came on a bad day as the latest updates features a very ugly lady unfortunately, which made me worried about the rest of the content here. I don't usually post on hot or ugly chicks, but this was an exception since it was so bad. Thankfully, most of their stuff features normal-looking cuties that you'd expect on a porn site.
You've got to cut through their clutter a bit, but it's not really that big of a deal. They offer a lot of live and recorded feeds, which is cool if you're into them, but I always look for the actual content first. Just pick an update on the left, or hit the "downloadable videos" link at the top.
Updates come once a day it seems, which is probably why they have almost 150 scenes up and have only been open for business for 4-5 months or so. They are listed in one long list with a thumb preview, but I think they could have made the list look a little better (or even just fit more on the page). Once you find a scene you like, you have the options to view the video or the vidcaps that go along with it.
Movies are all split up into clips, and all of them come only in Windows Media Video format. You can watch the video right away, which opens it up in your player, or hit the download link which forces you to download the same file I believe. Besides handjobs, you also see a lot of blowjobs and titty fucks here, so handjob purists might not be 100% pleased. The videos look decent at 320x240 and 765kbps, but my only complaint is not having any full-scene videos available as watching all the clips can get old.
Beyond that, there's not much to talk about. It's a very simple site for sure, and isn't too bad at all. It's a little plain/simple for me, but you get a new video every day and the quality is on par with what you'd expect here. If you're bored and needing something new to check out, it might be a worthwhile choice.
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