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Content
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| Quality : |
16.5 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
9.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
4.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
4.5 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
49.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 04-29-08 |
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1. Original content.
2. Network access included.
1. Small site.
2. No updates in over half a year.
"It wasn't awful, but in the end it just didn't work that well for me personally." |
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Horny in Hospital is our site du jour, and I'll admit that the hospital is one place I've never really tried to have sex in that I can remember. Usually if I'm there, either someone I know, or I myself, are in a pretty fucked up situation and not quite ready to fuck. However, I'm sure if some hot nurse wanted to gobble up my knob that I'd be too weak to tell her no. Here we have a hospital-type room setup, here of course some things are being prescribed that no pharmacy would ever fill. The one oddity I have is that I'm pretty sure the same guy can be seen in multiple scenes (check out the tour), but he's in a different role each time; first he's a Dr., then a patient, then some kind of surgeon, and a patient again. It's very strange. $30 a month gets you in the door, which also gets you network access as well of course.
The goods:
- Original content. While it's all shot exclusively, they also sell this stuff as a plugin feed which you could have seen on another site theoretically. It's all Dr. or nurse related stuff, though the scenes can be a little weird at times.
- Network access included. Since the site is a bit small, and they're no longer updating here, it's good you have a little something extra to check out with your membership.
The bads:
- Small site. They have just 20 scenes online currently, and no real hope for adding more from what I can tell. It's a decent start to the site, but without updates, it's just too small for the money.
- No updates in over half a year. I have to guess they're all but done updating here, as nothing new has been posted since August, 2007. It's a shame too, since the site is already on the small side.
Conclusion:
What they have here at Horny in Hospital works, but it's nothing terribly impressive. The scenes ranged from okay, to actually a little weird. The content is original at least, and you get network access, but the fun stopped there for me. There's not enough to see, and the lack of updates hurts even more, all for a price that's a little high for what you get. It just didn't work much for me personally.
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